Owen Grady: You and your heels don't belong there, go back to the car and let the man save the day.
Claire Dearing: Anything you can do I can do better while wearing my three inch heels.
Tumblr: It's totally unrealistic that a woman can run on heels from a DINOSAUR.
Me: Bryce Dallas Howard refused to take her heels off despite the director's concerns because it was her metaphor for female strength. The narrative scolds Claire for not being adequately dressed for the situation, that she had no way to predict. The narrative treats Claire's heels like a weakness. And what Claire does? She proves that she can't be stopped. She doesn't have to yield and change her(self) outfit in order to survive in Jurassic World as successfully as Owen. High heels is actually such a great metaphor because in real world women are expected to keep up with men without taking our heels off (aka giving up our femininity), women are expected to do as great as men without stopping being women. And you know what? It doesn't matter what obstacles patriarchy puts in our way, we can overcome it. We can be everything men can be while being everything women are expected to be. A woman in heels outrunning a T-Rex is unrealistic? If you look at it as a metaphor, than you will see that women in real world do it all the time. Claire didn't have to gave up her femininity to kick ass or to save herself, Owen, her nephews, and 20 thousands of people. Claire didn't need to gave up her femininity to belong. Owen expected her to be weak and useless deadweight? She never let the weakness he saw in her to stop her or to slow her down. Claire could outrun a T-Rex while wearing high heels. Think twice before telling this woman what she can or can't wear, because she will walk over your dead body in that very same heels like no big deal.
Suprise, looks and sexuality don’t go hand-in-hand. I will continue to be adorable and asexual.
“You’re not allowed in the LGBT+ speace because you’re heteromantic asexual, you’re basically straight.”
What the fuck do you think the ‘A’ stands for, ‘Ardvark’? ‘Apple’? ‘Asshole,’ which is what you’re being when I’m not included in that spectrum?
“You’ll find the right guy in time.”
You, just stop talking.
Pearl: is jealous of a human man
Fandom: What a bitch, she's the worst
Rose: has no concept of relationships with humans because she's immortal
Fandom: Ugh, she's such a floozy
Peridot: performs horrific experiments using the shards of broken gems frankensteined together to create monsters who are obviously unstable and in pain
Fandom: she's my favorite gem, what a cute dork :)
Avoid ordering physical items from Amazon until July 30th!
This isn’t some petty manufacturing error
This isn’t an outbreak of something stupid like anthrax
IF you make the mistake of ordering from Amazon in the next month and a half not only will you help prototype the new drone overlords, but in addition you could be seeing one of these MONSTROSITIES arrive at your front door
HOW WILL YOU BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO YOUR KIDS, YOUR SPOUSE, YOUR MAILMAN, YOUR COUNTRY???!??
HOW??!?
NO
GOD ALMIGHTY WHY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WAIT BUT IMAGINE IF YOU ORDERED SEX TOYS FROM AMAZON IN THESE BOXES
YES
I don't know, I just did, because I did... And haven't yet felt like unfollowing yea.
I never knew I was one of your first followers. I always assumed you already had a lot because you’re art was really good when I started following you (why I started following you)
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
