Silver Tongue

leadhooves:

weloveshortvideos:

Plankton singlehandedly roasted an entire family on spongebob.

Jesus Christ that last one

mrswaylandworld:
“goatwishes:
“captoring:
“yes
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it was the moon the entire time
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mrswaylandworld:

goatwishes:

captoring:

yes

it was the moon the entire time

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betty-the-beehive-mod:

xkikicakesx:

doctor-chimera:

isthisfunnyor:

berrylifted:

I can’t even believe how shitty this is. my partner and I went to sephora (the same one I got a shit ton of other stuff from) last Saturday and I knew we were being sus as all get out, but she wanted to keep going and I was just taking a few things that I knew I wanted from last time I was in there. we spent waaaaay too long in there and I was trying to get out fast but she was taking her time. anyway we didn’t beep when we got out but we did get stopped by lp. I think we could have made it out had we been quicker to move on to the bathroom which is where we were going to go next, but we hesitated and were brought back to the office of sephora. we were back there for like 2 and a half hours waiting for our parents to get us (we are both under 18) and the police officer said since we were being honest and seemed like good people he was only charging us with misdemeanors. yes, they caught us on tape, and yes, we had tools in our bags. my total was just under the amount of money I had in my wallet. so. embarrassing. sephora ALWAYS presses charges and I may or may not have to pay restitution. I’m grounded until graduation, about 35 days, and I have no phone, laptop, make up, nail polish, contact with the partner I got caught with (she is one of my closest friends and I can’t see her at all anymore) and I can’t go on the senior trip, or leave the house at all unless its school or work. life has been absolutely miserable this week and I’m typing this from my sisters old iPod. this is going to stay on my record for 7 years, and I don’t know when my court date will be set. I’ve lost my only friend and my moms trust. I don’t know if I will continue lifting, maybe just food or necessities. stay safe you guys! don’t be sloppy and if you have bad vibes, dip.

You’re dumb and you both deserved it. End of.

lol

Or just not shoplift unnecessary luxuries and earn them like a normal human being?

At first I was really confused because I never heard of that store and assumed it was some kind of event or place where you can get free stuff but no, it’s just some kid stealing stuff and getting rightfully arrested.

Sorry OP, but you kinda got what you deserved?

People try to justify shoplifting by saying “ oh they are corporations and don’t deserve my money” but if you got away, that would have come out of the managers paycheck. Op did indeed get what he deserved because the blame would have been on some poor dude trying to make a livable pay had op gotten away.

thedizbizz:

Disney Characters - standing against prejudice and injustice

            Silence!
                                           
                                 Justice!

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A couple things are wrong here.
The legal definition of rape is “the commission of unlawful sexual intercourse or unlawful sexual intrusion” (http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/rape) and has nothing to do with a vagina.
Planned parenthood...

A couple things are wrong here.

The legal definition of rape is “the commission of unlawful sexual intercourse or unlawful sexual intrusion” (http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/rape) and has nothing to do with a vagina.

Planned parenthood had exaggerated about what was being said. What was happening was that the bill would require a transvaginal ultrasound before an abortion. (http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/05/28/planned-parenthood-lies-about-scott-walker-ultrasound-quote/)

Listen, I’m all for hating this guy because of his involvement in a bill that owuld allow rapists to sue their victim for getting an abortion (http://www.salon.com/2015/06/03/scott_walkers_deranged_new_low_force_women_to_carry_their_rapists_pregnancies_and_let_men_sue_over_abortion/) But do not spread false facts about someone. It only does you more harm than good.

lizzymodblog:

my shirt literally just did the thing where a button pops off because your tits are too big i’m so pissed

You are a living anime character

just-bx:

Just Mmmm Stuff.

You can’t even solve the maze of life and death.

lizzymodblog:

thegoddamnedmagpie:

creepturtle:

vault-escape-artist:

why am i excited for a voiced fallout protagonist?

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i’ll get to hear gold mines like these said out loud

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Look at this unedited picture of pearl from the last SU episode
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