Silver Tongue
adurot:
“adurot:
“theconquerorwurmple:
“kristinnoeline:
“New working memoir title: RELENTLESSLY GAY.
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found my new aesthetic
”
I really wanna see the yard now…
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The results were...

adurot:

adurot:

theconquerorwurmple:

kristinnoeline:

New working memoir title: RELENTLESSLY GAY.

found my new aesthetic

I really wanna see the yard now…

The results were disappointing…

http://www.baltimoresun.com/features/gay-in-maryland/bal-relentlessly-gay-yard-20150617-story.html

Rebeca, she say that will Stevonie return, Right?

no clue. i dont pay attention to that stuff

“They were buried together”

elasticitymudflap:

oh my god what the fuck i never got the impact of that line until now, that doesnt just mean the homeworld gems took random gem shards from the battlefield and fused them

that means rose and the crystal gems collected these shards and buried them respectfully after death, just as they would bury humans, homeworld gems literally fucking robbed and desecrated the graves of these gems took their remains and experimented on them holy fucking shit

Oh

me: *mentions something that worries me*
person: wow! there are more important things to worry about!
me: i'll have you know i'm capable of worrying about everything

d3dans:

mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

thatsthat24:

jared-padaleski-is-polish-now:

I want a live action Aladdin with thatsthat24 as Aladdin.

Aww!!! Well I’m sure there’s an awesome Middle Eastern actor that could be an amazing live action Aladdin! But maybe one day I’ll try cosplaying as him!! :3

I think Prince Eric would be a better role for thomas.

You know what’s gonna suck?

Some day, it may be in a week or it may be in a few months but it will happen, someone is gonna lie and spread a really bad rumor about Martin Sahlin. It’s gonna be pretty bad they’re gonna try to ruin his life.

Just like they lied about Xkit guy by saying he raped someone.

Or when they accused markiplier of hating women and trans women.

Or said Jon hates mentally disabled people.

We all know that precious yarn man will eventually have rumors spread. And he won’t be able to handle it. It’s something I don’t want to see happen.

bellmandi86:

PLEASE tell me no one has done this yet

One Day a Woman had 100 children.

the-bored-cat:

She sadly did not have the creativity to name all of them unique names so she named each one a number from 1-100. One of them was named “one”, the next was “two” and so on all the way to one hundred. But, in a tragic accident, 99 of the children died. The only one who survived was the one named “Ninety”. Ninety eventually grew up and lived a whole life and she even had a few children of her own. One day, while Ninety’s children were playing outside, they stumbled upon a stray dog and the decided to keep it. Ninety did not want the children to have a dog so they hid it and named it “This” so that they could talk about it around their mom without her knowing. They would say “Lets go take This outside.” and things like that behind their mom’s back. One day, while Ninety’s children were not paying attention, This walks out into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car. This eventually dies and Ninety’s kids don’t tell their mother even then. No one else ever hears about This ever again.

Only Ninety’s Kids remember This.

fulsvamp:

Long tailed tit is called stjärtmes in swedish

stjärt = butt
mes = dork (or softy/softie, according to google translate)

this is a buttdork

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