Silver Tongue
inthefallofasparrow:
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raptorcivilization:
“vmae:
“I made an alignment chart for vampires. feel free to add more vamps to it.
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raptorcivilization:

vmae:

I made an alignment chart for vampires. feel free to add more vamps to it.

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iamalivenow:

first guy: …installation is pretty simple, basically in two seconds, [unintelligible] to hinder the wheel’s rotation.

second guy: here hold this gift, its for you!

first guy: that was… a little too fast… crazy- you can’t just-

sith-maul:

DARTH MAUL, LORD OF LOOKS
⭑ vengeance but make it fashion ⭑

zsnes:

grox:

Joe biden slipping up and saying everysmurf instead of everybody

Joe biden slipping up and saying everysmurf instead of everypony

homunculus-argument:

A detective story where a comically serious but highly moral and lovably faintly quirky genius detective is tracking down the evidently most deranged and unhinged group of serial killers the county has seen in over a 100 years. Eventually they find the criminals, who turn out to be your basic DnD party. None of them are individually chaotic neutral, but as a median, “chaotic” and “neutral” are the most common ones among them.

And when caught they’re like “we don’t mean to start killing people, things just always go south and it seems like the only reasonable way to get out of it. None of us set afoot on this path with the intention of wanton violence and killing.”

“I did!” one of them chimes in on the background.

“Shut up, Gregory, I’m trying to talk us out of this.”

rocktopussy:

remanence-of-love:

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Me about my big fat juicy ass

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Boss, your posts are making it to the trans subreddit too!

demilypyro:

Haha I used to lurk that subreddit a lot