This is a piece of history right here. I was thinking about it because of reasons.
I just won an unchoreographed lip synch competition with this performance. jojobear77 and I made it to the finals out of like 20 people. I didn’t record my first performance (it was to Got Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert) but I got this one! I had no idea this was going on tonight
Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?
Pete’s vocals at the beginning are magical.
the harmonies oh m gy g od
THIS IS AMAZING
i have cHILLS
I would listen to a falloutboy that’s just an acapella.
It is time for a fucking revolution.
If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.
If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.
Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.
Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.
Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.
Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.
Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.
Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.
You want a fresh take on the classics?
Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.
For once.
Please.
oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2
Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.
Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).
Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.
Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).
Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.
Put more pockets in women’s clothes.
CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.
Amen to all.
NO MORE FAKE POCKETS
Make “petite jeans” be petite in length, NOT give it a slimmer waist.
BOLDED FOR EMPHASIS
MAKE HIGH WAISTED SHORTS THAT COVER MY ASS.
WE HAVE NO GAYS AND MANY BROKEN TOILETS
whoever makes these videos is basically the constable-frozen of putin’s life
But skinny shaming doesn’t exist.
It’s obvious that these people are insecure about how they look so they talk a lot of shit to make themselves feel better.
If they truly were confident with their body, they wouldn’t be bothered enough to make hateful comments. It’s pathetic and transparent.
weasleysrbloodtraitorsnotfriends:
I forgot that Minerva McGonagall’s Patronus was HERSELF.
Only McGonagall can protect McGonagall.
3 PATRONUSES
Like a boss
where’s the gif of snape pulling out his wand and a few students stand back but McGonagall pulls her wand out and all the students get as far back as possible?
remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes
That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear
Can the pheonix wright fandom do something with this?
