prettycakemachine:

poisonmushroom-org:

dulcetflan:

kanyelujah:

i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just

i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE

I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.

And it just gets worse as it keeps going.

This one of my favorite things on the internet. I have shared it a thousand times and I will never stop.

reichenfeels:

*slams fists on table* more explicitly bisexual characters

*slams face on table* More explicitly ace characters!

Does anyone remember that one show where it was pokemon but with living fast food instead of pokemon and their theme song was the cancan?

weloveshortvideos:

He actually told the time

:

Benny’s execution attempt at the start of New Vegas could not have been planned worse.

So he shoots you in the head with his gun, Maria. Realistically, sure, you’d be dead, but in this game’s world, you walking away is perfectly logical.

It is literally impossible for Maria to kill the player in one shot when you calculate its damage using the game’s engine. Even at level 1, Endurance 1, no armour, and assuming Benny has 100 points in the Guns skill (which he doesn’t), it still doesn’t do enough damage to kill, even with the critical and headshot bonuses. Maria is simply too weak.

All it would have taken is for him to put a couple extra shots in. I mean, he still tried to bury you alive, but come on, Benny. A couple of strangers go to the graveyard in the middle of the night and you think nobody from Goodsprings will investigate?

Not to mention the route that the courier was going would have killed him. They would have had to get through bandits, deathclaws and radscorpions to get to the destination. Not only did Benny fail to kill the courier with bad planning but he also inadvertently saved his life.

scp1471-a:

you know when you want to find a song, and you only know the one lyric?

And like you cant search by just that lyric

because apparently there is a very popular rap song with that lyric as the title

and you know the tune

but absolutely nothing can identify it

and you know the fucking song exists because you hear it at work all the damn time

fuck

This happened to me once and I could not for the life of me remember what it was but on a whim a few weeks after I forgot about it, I searched up a song and found that it was the thing.

Well, I see their content and it amuses me. Or they are the mods of blogs I follow. Or they are people I watch on youtube. Or they are friends.

surge991:

Because having EXCLUSIVELY A FEMALE CHARACTER is totally diversity, right? GIVING THE OPTION FOR BOTH GENDERS ISN’T DIVERSITY, RIGHT?

Goddamnit, FemFreq. You’re not even hiding your intentions anymore.

As if I needed any more proof that you want female dominance and not TRUE equality. You don’t want Diversity. You want female dominance over the Games Industry.

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

starfighting:

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”