the-angelshavetheimpala:

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

Avoiding religious prosecution was one of the reasons the colonies were founded.

the-angelshavetheimpala:

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

wichatime:

gembondings:

sonicunleashed:

me:*fills a water gun with printer ink*
me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun

if you bought a 16ml cartridge of ink at $18, and a 2500ml nerf super soaker barrage at $15.99, it would cost about $2,828.49 to fill it with ink once

amusewithaview:

digital-goddess:

digital-goddess:

SO ON THE PLUS SIDE…I know if I scream bloody fucking murder, my neighbor will call the cops.

Good watching out neighbor.

But standing in a towel for some cops is a new one for me…yay. It’s like a scene from a bad porno. Although less porn and more there was a fucking spider in my shower; a big fat black fucking widow.

Bonus? Cop killed the spider for me while the one was cracking up laughing.

Other bonus? Not a bad looking duo at all.

OH I should add - they did make me get dressed before coming in…through fits of fucking laughter.

I realize this is an actual thing that happened to you and it probably sucked but, um, I WANNA FIC IT.

funkpunkhippie:

intoxifaded:

rnortal:

lilcochina:

tbh a really weird n gross thing is when girls are told not to wear short shorts in front of their dad n uncles n stuff like ??? why would u be looking at ur niece or daughter like that

I thought only Arab girls were told this but looks like it’s universal

When I was about 15 (and super thin, like there was not a single curve on my body) I was in a bikini at a family pool party and apparently my uncle commented to my dad “You should tell Elvira to cover up more, sometimes I have to look away when I see her” and my dad replied “That’s because you’re a pervert”

I like your dad.

and-we-all-grew:

socialjusticeprincesses:

get fucking vaccinated

This is the best infographic yet

rosexknight:

See that’s bullshit though. I mean no rape’s not cool but you can’t outright accuse someone of it and then deny any proof by pulling the “rape sympathizer” card? That’s complete horse crap!

It’s what happened to xkit guy. That’s why he left us. Because tumblr community failed him more than tumblr staff did.

rosexknight:

a-random-mod:

rosexknight:

Tumblr has accused me of being a neckbeard before. They’ll do literally anything. That part of Tumblr are nothing but mindless sheep.

Tumblr also likes to think that things like gender and sexuality are a choice. They also misuse terms like transmysogony and transethnic.

Tumblr just wants a fucking cause to fight for. They want to feel important by yelling at people with big words when in reality most of them have no idea what they talk about. Then they complain when the term gets a negative connotation. Like with feminism.

They want to act oppressed to cover their own privileges.

rosexknight:

Tumblr has accused me of being a neckbeard before. They’ll do literally anything. That part of Tumblr are nothing but mindless sheep.

Tumblr also likes to think that things like gender and sexuality are a choice. They also misuse terms like transmysogony and transethnic.

kelpiesnshit:

a-random-mod replied to your post “What if you drew baby kelps?”

Needs more pacifier