Silver Tongue

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This will always be the absolute best

aliceinpunderland:

elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of Arin Hanson when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse Arin Hanson and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from Markiplier to Arin Hanson

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Arin Hanson

aceattorneysforsocialjustice:

spacegoddessanu:

marixicana:

POC not wanting to date white people because of a history of colonization and systematic powers of oppression, fear of or weariness over casual and blatant racism, and/or the lack of a shared culture is NOT that same as white people not wanting to date POC because of caricatures that they created, stereotypes that they mock and replicate, and their own racism–whether they think they’re racist or not.

In short: POC are not and cannot be racist for not wanting to date white people. Whereas white people are just plain racist.

That’s basically it. Me not wanting to date a white guy because I don’t want to deal with casual racism as I have always experienced in flirtationships and relationships with white men is not the same as a white male not wanting to date me purely because I am black.

My reasoning for not dating him is the very source of why he won’t even deem me dateable.

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You cannot claim to preach equality while holding one side to a different standard based on the same criteria. Namely, you can’t say it’s racist for one side to not do something, but it’s perfectly fine for the other side to do the exact same thing. If it’s racist to not want to mix races for a white person, it’s the same for a black or Latino person. I’m Latino - it’s racist if I refuse to date a black, white, or Asian person just because of their race. Because I’m assigning specific qualities to someone’s race because I think less of them. That’s what racism is.

Furthermore, you’re lumping in everyone with racists - basically, you’re acknowledging the fact you’re prejudiced and racist by saying that the other side is prejudiced and racist, then saying it’s okay because…they’re prejudiced and racist. It’s a self fulfilling prophecy - you say they’re racist, so it’s okay to be racist against them so you’re racist against them because they’re racist. 

Also, did you consider that maybe a white guy doesn’t want to date you because you basically just told him he’s a terrible human being while dehumanizing him on the basis of skin? In other words, how you’re acting and not your skin!

deviantartwhy:
“So on neonlovers pic claiming that people criticizing his transphobic/homophobic tendancies are just trolls, this happened. The bigger, more readable version is here and i just cannot stand people like this. People who think that...

deviantartwhy:

So on neonlovers pic claiming that people criticizing his transphobic/homophobic tendancies are just trolls, this happened. The bigger, more readable version is here and i just cannot stand people like this. People who think that because they aren’t affected by things means that nobody should be effected. 

Update: She posted a journal In which she blatantly admits to be homophobic but also complains that gay people and trans people, anyone from the LGBT community hates her. She blocks everyone who disagrees with her and is basically like “hey, I hate you but you should love me”

She’s egocentric and needs a reality check.

perelka-l:

maraquanwocky:

thefoggygolem:

blaroth:

very-angry-dragon:

blaroth:

Every time I see a lizard on my dash I want to turn it into 682

Pls no

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LIKE THIS

Yeah like thAAAAT IS OUT OF CONTAINMENT

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Oh wait that’s Florida.

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Their problem now.

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FOGGY WHY

*INSANE LAUGHTER FROM EUROPE*

fox-draws:

Okay, h ear me out ,, Steven Universe Atlantis AU

adurot:

gearholder:

blackcatula:

this show has stopped giving a fuck altogether and it is WONDERFUL

Ikr, man Ben 10s really gone south

Is that a talking anus?