Silver Tongue

exorcisingevilfromeve:
“ fictioningrey:
“ “ When you put hot water or milk in it, it turns white with the mischief managed and then that fades away as it cools down.
” ”
Need.
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fictioningrey:
When you put hot water or milk in it, it turns white with the mischief managed and then that fades away as it cools down.
Need.

friend: awww, whose a good sinner? whose a good sinner?
me: ??????????????????????????????
friend: its you!
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rare phobias

dennys:

whiplipophobia - fear of getting whipped cream on your upper lip after taking a sip of your hot chocolate
barenachophobia - fear of finding a nacho with no toppings on it
bacondorophobia - fear of a condor swooping down to steal your breakfast meat
omeleternityophobia - fear of death by omelettes
slamesthesiaphobia - fear of being knocked unconscious by your grand slam
panrachnophia - fear of finding a spider the size of a pancake and twice as delicious

rebornica

lancerbuck:

briannathestrange:
Nick Wilde the fox - Zootopia {x}
I love how accurate the stupid selfie thing is. Glum face, whip out phone, WIDE EYES AND BIG GRIN, back to glum face.

popculturebrain:

Posters: ‘Ant-Man’
OK, these are great.

Reblog if you are Nintendo trash

oatmeal:

Thanks to Ryan Martin for sending this in. There’s more here.

morris-less:

patrickat:
morris-less:
pr1nceshawn:
AA Meeting.
I bet that meeting is emotionally charged. Must be in DC.
Moments later, the police arrived and arrested everyone for battery.
I hope they get out soon. I don’t think they can en-Duracell too long.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

The first 2 for username-required and a-random-mod.

Yikes, overcooked sponge cake.