ridingtigersintobattle:

“You’re asexual? That’s such a turn off.”
Good?????????????

coelasquid:

collegeanxiety:

demons-demigods-benders-bucky:

silverskygazer:

stultiloquentia:

goliaththecatt:

vice-of-virtue:

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

• use tools
• Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
• Have huge brains for birds
• like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
• They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
• they are scary smart at solving puzzles
• some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies
• they can remember faces
• SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
• They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 

YEAH! THEY ALSO PLAY FOR NO EVIDENT REASON OTHER THAN FUN AND THEY LOVE THE SNOW!
Crows are seriously the coolest birbs ever.

 I WANT ONE!

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

Crows are the best birds

I want 50

COOLEST. BIRDS. EVER.

The best part of the mask experiment was that they DIDN’T recognize mask=douchebag. They attempted a control test with other masks and the crows largely ignored them, if I’m remembering the experiment correctly. The crows recognized that that one specific mask was the douchebag mask and that was the one the other crows zeroed in on, showing how highly honed their ability to discern (and possibly communicate) individual facial features is.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

The romance between Kate Barlow and Sam the Onion Picker makes me cry every time! *SOBS*

I can fix that

rebornica:

miningcassy:

mrkenyon:

lazytuesday-creations:

iwanttobeatotodile:

3lsens:

sciencegenius:

skullbow09:

zomb0ners:

voodoomooncakes:

idlelowblood:

jetgreguar:

i’ve got to take a stance on this shit because ugh

Keep reading

I can’t fucking believe this.

jesus FUCKING CHRIST

r u fucking shitting me

This is fucking disgusting.

I usually don’t comment on these but my god man, that shits horrible!

Holy motherfucking shit man what’s fucking wrong with you?!

oh my god, what the fuck is this

Why you little shit….

Holy fuck, man. This is not shit I need to be reading at 1 in the morning.

ew

…wow ok i didn’t need this. I really didn’t need this

Okay what the actual fuck is wrong with people.

thecybernomicon:

IT’S ME COURIER

IT WAS ME

ALLLLL ALOOONG COURIER

YOU ALL BOUGHT IT

HOOK LINE AND SINKER YOU ALL BOUGHT IT

EVEN MY IMMEDIATE SECURITRONS BOUGHT IT

bipolyamorist:

Polyamory is like puppies. If you have one puppy and then get another, your feelings for the first don’t change. You can love both of them. And if you see a puppy in a store, you can admire how cute that puppy is too. Just like how there’s no definite limit on how many puppies you can love, love is infinite among people.

But it is also important to make sure all puppies are aware of each other and get along. If you get one puppy and then get another that you let stay at a friends house without the first puppy knowing, then it isn’t polyamory, it’s cheating.

#i made one of my characters a goth sorceress and decided a running gag with her is that her right eye is never shown due to her bangs just#i also gave her long sleeves to avoid drawing hands

This is Elizabeth Airiden. She is the goth sorceress whos bangs cover her right eye and has long sleeves to cover her hands. This is one of my oldest characters as you can see by her design being created around my limits at the time. I still like her and use her for the story I’m never actually making.

This was my response

Yes. How dare I only play when I have free time. How dare I play to have fun. I am such a terrible person for playing an online game to have fun in my free time. Maybe I should take this online text based game more seriously so that I too can hold myself to a higher regard for spending every waking moment on it. It totally won’t make me sounds like a complete jackass for thinking I’m better than someone because I dedicated my life to a computer game that takes only 5-15 minutes to complete and holds no real world value. Perhaps I should take this game more seriously so that I too can get salty when people call out my bullshit and then try to defend it by showing off my l33t skillz at this text based online game. It will totally impress everyone and not make me seem like some asshole who ruins the game by taking it way too seriously.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

ask-fickleaura-mod-blog:

hoofprint-is-spooky:

Yes, I don’t deny their problems, but when you sit down and REALLY think about it, the themes are really deep and amazing. 

Like Anakin’s fall. His fall to the darkside was born out of guilt. Obi-Wan kept building Anakin up as a chosen one who would change the fate of the universe. But, Anakin more of less had a great number of failures. He failed to protect his mother. He failed his control his anger. He failed to kill Dooku, which led to the big war. His failures dragged him down, because he thought he was better than failure. When he believed Padme would die in childbirth, he realized the Jedi could not help him. Palpatine offered Anakin an out. A way to save Padme and avoid being a failure to the person who loved him most. 

If anything, I just wish it was a tad more obvious, and a few more scenes had been dedicated to Anakin’s inability to stand failure. 

what people don’t realize is that anakin did bring balance to the force. true balance. neutral balance. There was an over abundance of Jedi and he and Palpatine exterminated them.

The Jedi had become so proud and short sighted that they never considered themselves part of the imbalance. They thought of Anakin as their chosen warrior, because they clearly didn’t see themselves as the problem.

Also, side note: Why is there no AU where Darth Maul found Anakin first? That would be interesting.

Would darth maul care about anakin? I mean, to him anakin is just some slave owned by a junk merchant. Darth maul was sent to the planet to get queen amadala.