lizzymodblog:

what if there’s a time police that follows rowdy time travelers and punches them in the face every time they try to change history

*cough*

squaleon-deactivated20151218:

Racing for Rupees

marikaefer:

dissypoo:

scientistsoldier:

airtrafficcontroller:

sadgaywerewolf:

dilhowltersboyfriend:

milkystreet:

australian-government:

reliquiaen:

AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

i’d never die

but imagine already being in a relationship at 18 and then at 22 you’re both sitting there looking at each other and realizing that you both haven’t aged a day

imagine platonically moving in with ur best friend at 18 and then realizing a few years later that you’ve been aging together

imagine purposely never finding your soul mate so you can reign eternal

holy shit i think we may have stumbled upon the greatest romance/adventure concept ever

What if you killed your soul mate so you’d make sure you never aged.

This just makes me really want a story where the main antagonist is someone who has been killing their soulmate for centuries whenever they find them, and the main protagonist is the newly re-incarnated version of their soulmate

I’d read the hell out of that :O

There should be an ace character in there somewhere who has been tracking the villain for centuries

gtstradesthatwillneverhappen:

chekhovandowl:

this stupid comic is the result of me talking to a coworker (who doesn’t know pokemon) about arceus. in his words “it looks like a deer that got stuck in a fence”

Too great not to share

hopelesshoneyxo:

playwright-cute:

comeoutofthewoodwork:

fattyforever:

I remember how much her realization that she was “never going to be good enough for him” resonated with me when I first watched this movie. She decided to push herself, not to be with him, but to prove him the fuck wrong.

Strong female role models who can still wear pink and love fashion. Yes yes yes.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

CAN WE JUST STOP FOR A SEC THO?

HE’S INSULTING HER FOR BEING DUMB

SHE GOT INTO THAT SCHOOL ON HER OWN.

WARNER NEEDED HIS DADDY TO CALL THEM TO BE ABLE TO GET IN.

I LOVE THIS MOVIE NO ONE EVEN UNDERSTANDS.

AND TO MENTION THAT THAT SCHOOL WAS HARWARD LAW

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

loraclespeaks:

jasonsrustycrowbar:

togakiss:

Let em rip

This is a totally accurate representation of what it’s like to work at a sex shop.

100%

Other fun things to do:

Handcuff your employees together and see who can free themselves first

Dramatic readings of “erotic fiction”

Dildo duels (lightsaber noises optional but recommended)

The manic laughter

This kinda stuff makes me wanna work at a sex shop

turianboyfriend:

sirdef:

burntlikethesun:

I’m not having a pop at Elementary, but Benedict is a lot more famous than anybody on their show. - Moffat

deviantartwhy:

More from the anaconda Vincent artist

jwblogofrandomness:

did-you-kno:

Source

But what happens if they use it on humans? Does it ever come off?

Spray it on yourself and murder someone. there won’t be blood on you.

This is a thing. It actually seems a lot like the game.