dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth
Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth. The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts.
Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment.
I"m still trying to find out where the AU part comes in
my other brony comic was getting notes so i made another one
seriously can you believe this shit
Barely even an exaggeration.
In all of the years i have been in this fandom, not once have I met someone like this…?
Never met someone like this who wasn’t a troll or someone purposefully being what people outside the fandom think bronies are.
The only bad bronies I’ve seen are art theives, Only between 2 and 5 emotional manipulators, and only 1 stalker. And that’s from four years in the fandom. I mean, yes, this fandom does have it’s bad fans but every fandom does and it’s because those people are genuinely pieces of shit, not because they watch a show.
CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW AND I’M NOT FEELING FESTIVE ENOUGH IT’S TIME FOR ME TO SHOVE 350,000 CANDY CANES UP MY ASSHOLE
who the fuck is reblogging this in june
I agree, I always hate it when people set up for christmas when halloween is just around the corner
deans-missing-heterosexuality:
last night i had a dream gay people could only walk backwards
by extension, straight people can only walk forward. bisexuals can walk forwards and backwards, and pansexuals can go any direction.
asexuals just stand there, staring. watching.
this post literally explained sexualities to me thank you
So…with demisexuals, do they just stand there like asexuals until someone pulls them along?
And polysexuals can walk in some directions, but not all of ‘em. Will vary from poly to poly.
THANK YOU, DEMI INCLUSIVE POST
All I can imagine is the Demisexual just standing there until they decide “yes this one is adequate” and jump onto the back of the passerby to be carried off into the distance
that’s probably more accurate….
A POLY AND DEMI INCLUSIVE POST THIS IS A MIRACLE
SORRY BUT YOUR PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN ONE NUMBER, ONE CAPITAL LETTER, THE COW AS WHITE AS MILK, THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD, THE HAIR AS YELLOW AS CORN, AND THE SLIPPER AS PURE AS GOLD
Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then
dionysus is also the god of wine and he’s constantly shitfaced if you needed any more relatability
I have a degree in Spongebology from Harvord so don’t argue with me.
Ugh. Blatantly false. Everyone knows that the study of Spongebob is known as Wumbology.
How about nuh-uh. Wumbology is the study of Wumbo, Patrick says so. I’ll have you know I got my degree in Spongebology in the same class as Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, he was valedictorian.
