They call themselves the foo fighters but Mr T will agree that there has been a surprising lack of fighting foos.
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
Several years ago, when I was working for a small ad agency, we were approached by a woman who was dating a lawyer who was also a lounge singer in his spare time. She wanted us to design a business card and a CD booklet for his new album that he was releasing.
The woman was a self proclaimed “visionary” and she was the “driving force behind the creative” of this man’s album. These are clients you run from screaming, but we were a small struggling agency, so we took the job on.
My coworker comped up both the business card and the booklet and she came in to look at it. I heard the entire conversation while I was sitting in my cubicle, and it was completely ridiculous.
Coworker: Okay, so here’s what I did. I tried to keep a clean look and kept the font consistent through the whole thing, and…
Client: Well, it’s good, but I hate the font.
Coworker: Okay, what would you like it changed to?
Client: You know, like… oh, a hamburger font.
Coworker: A… hamburger font.
Client: Yes, you know. Make it a hamburger font and it will be completely perfect.
Coworker: Alright… I… I guess I’ll just do that, then.
The client leaves.
Coworker: What the #$@% is a hamburger font?
The rest of the office tried to figure out exactly what she meant. It was then that I yelled over the cubicle wall “Wait… she didn’t mean Hamburger Upright, did she?”
He gave her a few different versions, and he decided to do one that was set in Hamburger Upright, just for the hell of it.
My coworker showed the client the business card with Hamburger Upright in place of the original font and she LOVED it.
do you see a difference because i sure as hell don’t
T.V.’s Arin Hanson, Arin Hanson, and Store Brand Arin Hanson
Arin Hanson in the middle, the actor to play him in the documentary of his life on the left, and the guy who plays him in the porno on the right
Jessica Williams | The Unborn Ultimatum
The fact he didn’t even think that was a thing..and he’s a fetus lawyer (I can’t not laugh at that)
What the fuck is a fetus lawyer
My new band name
Anyone else actually scared about how the ones who are “pro life” continue to live in their fantasy that they are ultimately right and nothing bad ever happens? LIke, remember when they were straight up making up “medical facts” that were like “oh if a woman is really raped she won’t get pregnant and if she does then she wasn’t raped”
Anyone remember that?
How delusional are these people?
