Silver Tongue

thefartsinourstars:

i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca.  i love star trek.

just-shower-thoughts:

When there’s an earthquake, coffins become huge underground maracas.

asiangreyjoys:

friends that sin together win together

What about those who write tragedies?

demongirlblaze:

care623:

faithandfury:

harmonihalo:

literarydisneyprincess:

rabbittwalter:

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok

The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too

But have you seen “Hotel Hell” tho.

There was an elderly couple on there who lost EVERYTHING and he bought them a FREAKING APARTMENT.

The guy has a huge heart, no kidding.

Gordan Ramsey is my favourite person in the entire world

it makes me angry when gordon ramsey is reduced to nothing more than “that angry chef guy who’s always screaming at someone.” i mean think about the people he’s yelling at. on hell’s kitchen, he’s giving those chefs a shot at winning their own 5 star restaurant, and there was a girl once who got kicked off the show, but he told her to go to culinary school, WHICH HE WOULD PERSONALLY PAY FOR, and come back for a later season. on kitchen nightmares, he is personally going into restaurants on the verge of bankruptcy, cutting through all the crap, and turning everything around so that the restaurant is on a path to success and all the employees are working harmoniously IN ABOUT A WEEK. yeah he yells a lot, but he only ever yells for good reason, and his reasons are always for the benefit of others. he has the biggest heart, but sometimes kindness is speaking softly and hugging it out, and sometimes kindness is telling someone they need to WAKE THE F UP!

i assumed he was angry mcshout shouts because I had no idea who he was and thats all i had ever known

did-you-kno:

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sixpenceee:

This image from the New England Journal of Medicine shows the effect of sunlight on this truck driver. He’s been exposed to 25 years of direct sunlight thanks to his job but only on the left side of his face. So we get a first-hand view at how much more aged human skin looks when bombarded with sunlight over the years.

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sub-maureen:

no, but how high do you have to be to write a movie about a toaster and a vacuum cleaner going on an adventure to Mars riding a ceiling fan

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Probably not nearly as high as you have to be to write a book about it

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what are the top five Things you associate with me

hiccupkin:

characters pairings shows objects jokes memes games etc

noobtheloser:
“yourdndstories:
“What a dog.
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Continuing my trend of reblogging from my new D&D stories blog ‘cause I WANT IT TO GROW. I apologize to people who aren’t interested, I’ll stop reblogging once yourdndstories can stand on its own.
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noobtheloser:

yourdndstories:

What a dog.

Continuing my trend of reblogging from my new D&D stories blog ‘cause I WANT IT TO GROW. I apologize to people who aren’t interested, I’ll stop reblogging once yourdndstories can stand on its own. 

spaceytears:

gaymergirls:

you know, i was mercutio in my middle school’s romeo and juliet, so some of you can go to bed with a smile tonight because at least one production existed where mercutio was a pakistani lesbian

I have no idea who Mercutio is, but Shakespearean pakistani lesbians sound awesome. 

Mercutio is romeos friend who causes five deaths because of a pun.

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

I would read about jesus fucking dumbledore. I mean, dumbledore would probably be into it too.