samarajournal:
paulichu:
adriofthedead:
zzdigital:
What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”
“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”
“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”
“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”
“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
“Bruh, I"m getting a really bad rash when I touch silver. I think I’m alergic to that too.”
betty-the-beehive-mod:
michaelskanks:
what if an ouija board was like an afterlife call center
“hey joey, line 396 is open. three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something”
“i’m gonna prank them so hard”
“joey no”
“im gonna say i’m satan”
“JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A SHITTY MOVIE ABOUT US”
Oh please let this be real. When I’m dead, I’ll have my dream job <3
Not gonna lie, I would totally do that if I was a ghost
Except here's the thing. I tried being nice and polite, and that made it happen again, except nastier. Just please remove the posts.
deviantartwhy:
Fine, but you have to understand that acting like a toddler and getting angry for like no reason is not the way to get what you want. You don’t always get your way and you *really* won’t if you keep jumping to conclusions and being nasty to everyone.
Nobody is obligated to do your request just because you’re polite, xstormfire5159x. Stop acting like a self entitled prick.
