facts-i-just-made-up:

wet-farts-smell-the-same:

Somebody explain this to me

The car was left there for well over 20 years, and in that time a street lamp grew up through its engine and hood.

The phenomenon is seen more often with trees and older cars, but as cities expand and cars encroach on the street lamp’s home, this will become more and more common. It’s bad for both the car and the street lamp, as the car will obviously become immobile and the street lamp itself may exhibit stunted growth or a disproportionate bulb. The lamp seen above has a bloated fixture but only shines at 150 lux, in contrast to a healthy street lamp’s 500.

hottestkidsintown:

f13nds:

*gently screams at you*

It can gently scream at me, that’s ok.

escapedgoat:

thefuuuucomics:

krisarchasm:

mistressofpie:

A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”

This has been done before, I’m sure.

Brilliant.

What’s awesome about this is that “blonde” doesn’t automatically =“White” like it usually does when it’s used to describe someone.

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

So you would rather eat the charmander alive? What the fuck is wrong with you?

notababoonbrandishingastick:

ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

thecertifiedfangirl:

acontemplativedrunk:

ameliacgormley:

chinese-shibe-artist:

professorcheesums:

holyfandombatman:

twerkin-fo-jesus:

pokemoncards:

connivingwitch:

beyoncespregnantstomach:

CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

im crying a lil bit

I need this in my tumblr forever.

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

..this is real.
CHILDHOOD

who names their kid bacon

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

OH THE FEELS! THE ABSOLUTE FEELS!

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAWD.

I’M FREKING OUT

hoofprint-is-spooky:

mallemerok:

just-shower-thoughts:

In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes

Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be.

According to Godzilla movies, Godzilla is a hero that helps Japan rule the world in the future. Just watch Godzilla Vs King Ghidorah for proof.

They were making a reference on how the nukes dropped on japan in WWII might make them associate nuclear fallout with complete destruction.

scraps-is-busy:

Totally gonna make a brother for Alice named Jabberwocky. Or just Jabber for short.

jabber should take more after his mother…

askteppan:

lewis-ghost-pepper:

heatherincoldblood:

Or just can’t put into words

Forever and always XD

bah-dee-dah:

platoandchaos:

homosensationalism:

chinchouu:

thewhiskeytango:

There is now a measles outbreak in New York. A whole ward of cancer patients currently undergoing chemotherapy have been exposed to it. Imagine fighting cancer for years only to die because some jackass didn’t vaccinate their brat and you caught measles. 

SOURCE 

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT PARENTS

#please vaccinate your overgrown sperm cells thank you. (via thegirlwhocriedfoxface)

That’s gross actually

Ewwwwwww