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I accidentally grew emotionally attached to my bitch character when I made her be abused emotionally as a child and robbed her of what she feels her one purpose in life is.

randomness-is-epic:

circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

that’s what i call talent

It’s actually an incredibly useful skill since the finals are usually 8 hours of work in 30 minutes

Making a character a grade A asshole

Emotions: Hoe don’t do it

Brain: Gives them very depressing backstory and relatable reason as to why they are an ass while also getting emotionally attatched

Emotions: Oh my god

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to actually doing it

NO! STOP! DON'T FUCKING PLAY WITH OUIJA BORDS. NOT EVEN HOME MADE ONES. TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANNA FUCK WITH DEMONS!

rosexknight:

highrollinggambler:

rosexknight:

highrollinggambler:

rosexknight:

betty-the-beehive-mod:

a-random-mod:

betty-the-murder-mare:

It’d be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine haha. Don’t worry, if it was actually dangerous people would be complaining a lot more than just the occasional light flickering or something.

didn’t stop people from doing the kylee jenner lip challenge which caused people to risk permenantly disfiguring their face, scarring and major bruising.

Or the cinnimon challenge which irritated the throat and ran the risk of causing swelling or even closing.


No matter how dangerous a challenge is, people will still do it.

Trust me, do not do charlie charlie.

The lip challenge was a stupid thing that kids with either low self esteem or severe idol worship did and it’s clear to see how those kids got hurt. We have proof they got hurt.

Unless you have hard proof that a silly pencil game is dangerous, I’m gonna do it. 

So far, the only reasoning I get is ‘supernatural stuff is scary so no’ or ‘demons are bad news’

Playing Charlie Charlie this weekend. And I’ll video it. Just to prove ya’ll are scared over nothing.

“The lip challenge was a stupid thing that kids with either low self esteem or severe idol worship did”

Oh yeah. Because summoning a fucking demon/spirit into your house for views/followers on the internet is SO MUCH SMARTER!

You shouldn’t do it because you should be way fucking smarter and better than that shit.

Okay but here me out, if playing with the Ouija board did summon all sorts of nasty demons and shits like that this whole world would be one giant hell hole with things either haunting us or just outright making everything go flying all over the place. 

Yes but there’s a difference in playing with a Ouija board with chill spirits and playing with a Ouija board WITH FUCKING DEMONS INVOLVED

And again we’re back to if this actually happened we’d be in a giant hellhole tid bit. Humanity is stupid enough to keep playing the game and see who chickens out first, plus most of the hauntings that go on is just an overdose of fear that human mind stimulates when they’ve done something that is usually taboo. Our minds make us think it’s real when in reality it’s just us being paranoid.

Okay but your saying that is all based on your beliefs. You are totally welcome to think that it’s the minds being paranoid. But some people believe it’s demons.

Also, yes most hauntings are nothing but there are real ones. Or ones I believe are real and others do too.

You can believe what you believe but I’m gonna believe what I do.

The second house we lived in was haunted by the ghost of some kid named john. He threw my toys at my brother and nearly broke our TV

NO! STOP! DON'T FUCKING PLAY WITH OUIJA BORDS. NOT EVEN HOME MADE ONES. TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANNA FUCK WITH DEMONS!

rosexknight:

highrollinggambler:

rosexknight:

betty-the-beehive-mod:

a-random-mod:

betty-the-murder-mare:

It’d be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine haha. Don’t worry, if it was actually dangerous people would be complaining a lot more than just the occasional light flickering or something.

didn’t stop people from doing the kylee jenner lip challenge which caused people to risk permenantly disfiguring their face, scarring and major bruising.

Or the cinnimon challenge which irritated the throat and ran the risk of causing swelling or even closing.


No matter how dangerous a challenge is, people will still do it.

Trust me, do not do charlie charlie.

The lip challenge was a stupid thing that kids with either low self esteem or severe idol worship did and it’s clear to see how those kids got hurt. We have proof they got hurt.

Unless you have hard proof that a silly pencil game is dangerous, I’m gonna do it. 

So far, the only reasoning I get is ‘supernatural stuff is scary so no’ or ‘demons are bad news’

Playing Charlie Charlie this weekend. And I’ll video it. Just to prove ya’ll are scared over nothing.

“The lip challenge was a stupid thing that kids with either low self esteem or severe idol worship did”

Oh yeah. Because summoning a fucking demon/spirit into your house for views/followers on the internet is SO MUCH SMARTER!

You shouldn’t do it because you should be way fucking smarter and better than that shit.

Okay but here me out, if playing with the Ouija board did summon all sorts of nasty demons and shits like that this whole world would be one giant hell hole with things either haunting us or just outright making everything go flying all over the place. 

Yes but there’s a difference in playing with a Ouija board with chill spirits and playing with a Ouija board WITH FUCKING DEMONS INVOLVED

Also, people tend to ignore the supernatural and make up reasons as to why things are the way they are like “oh, I must have left my keys on the counter, not on the bedside table” or “oh, my lightbulb just needs to be changed”

Agate will be an alchemist

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ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

bet the football teams have new equiptment though

Whoop there it is

No I’m not even kidding I bet my life that there is equipment and a well managed field for the football team. Probably a good baseball and basketball team for guys. Other sports not so much.

This is NOT any public schooling system in the world! Australian public schools do not have this problem! How the fuck does a school not afford basic bathroom amenities?! If that happened here there would be an immediate school funding revision campaign! I assume you guys are joking about the football teams because there’s no way overblown American sports movies are real. Does your government just… not fund schools? 

A running joke in my high school is “…but we can’t afford paper!” because a few years ago, my entire school system had us recycling each and every scrap and refusing to pay to get teachers copier paper. We were all asked to bring in our own paper, because school just wasn’t going to provide paper anything. Ironically, same year the football field was renovated.

That…

That can’t possibly be right. 

My high school had chunks of the ceiling falling down periodically, because of water and mold damage. I remember being in the gym for basketball practice and a huge grate fell down and scared the crap out of us. No one was ever hurt, and the state health department declared the levels of mold to be “not immediately dangerous” and so it was left alone.

They once had to close down an entire section of hallway and stairs because one year, the toilets flooded on the second floor and soaked into the ceiling and walls. The next year, a chunk of ceiling fell out right below that, and the toxic variety of black mold was found. Again, the levels were “not dangerous” so they blocked off the area for a few weeks (making it impossible to get to class on time) until it was “cleaned up”. There were no windows, because when the school was built it was right next to an international airport (that has since moved) and the noise was too much at the time. So in order to keep the air flowing, they pumped air conditioning year round, including winter. 

And yes- the football field was in fact completely renovated before the buildings were even touched. 5 years prior to the original start date of high school building renovations. Also, while the football field was built with out a single hiccup, the school renovation was actually stopped after it started and halted for 4 years because the town didn’t want to spend the money on it. People argued that taxes shouldn’t be raised for that since they felt the buildings were fine as they were. Welcome to American public schools. 

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SCHOOL SYSTEM??

FOOTBALL

OVERT RELIGIOUS LOBBYING

SCHOOL SHOOTINGS

CRUMBLING BUILDINGS AND NO SOAP

DO YOU LIVE IN A SEMI-DYSTOPIAN NOVEL

Don’t forget that the government doesn’t want to teach us proper history. They want to teach people that once a war is over, everythign is fine between everyone. They act like human rights movements only take a few months to succeed when it in fact takes decades. they will teach students that the brittish taxed teh colonies a lot but will leave otu the fact that the brittish had to send over a lot of troops and supplies to win the war in which the brittish colonies fought against the french and natives. And war is very expensive. And after initial protests, the brittish eased up a bit on the taxes.


America is built on racism, genocide and whining like babies when you don’t get your way. Is it any surprise that our education system is flawed?