Silver Tongue
NO! STOP! DON'T FUCKING PLAY WITH OUIJA BORDS. NOT EVEN HOME MADE ONES. TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANNA FUCK WITH DEMONS!

betty-the-murder-mare:

It’d be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine haha. Don’t worry, if it was actually dangerous people would be complaining a lot more than just the occasional light flickering or something.

didn’t stop people from doing the kylee jenner lip challenge which caused people to risk permenantly disfiguring their face, scarring and major bruising.

Or the cinnimon challenge which irritated the throat and ran the risk of causing swelling or even closing.


No matter how dangerous a challenge is, people will still do it.

Trust me, do not do charlie charlie.

sweet-poni:

betty-the-beehive-mod:

sweet-poni:

sweet-poni:

help why can’t i search for porn

help why can’t i search for porn on tumblr

It’s all been deleted. Tumblr is now kid friendly.

Pretty soon we’ll have to reboot Murder Ponies into a happy go lucky story blog about a rag tag group of ponies trying to make a quality kids show with puppets and glitter. So much glitter.

i

i need my PORN

Go on FA

pineland-express:
“Wow, that wasn’t even across the bow, they sank em.
”

pineland-express:

Wow, that wasn’t even across the bow, they sank em.

Im sad

life-of-scootaloo:

(artist: And what does this have to do with the blog? If you’re looking for art of your character I suggest leaving. I do not accept rp questions anymore, but let me guess…you didn’t read my rules did you? Call me rude all you want but as far as I’m concerned it’s my blog my rules. And if you wanted to talk to me there’s a link to my mod blog.)

It’s not rude to ask people to read and follow the rules of your blog

The newest update completely clashes with the rest of the blog. Motherly Scootaloo is a slice of life story about a teen pregnancy, and then you throw in some evil force (I remember the Doctor bits, but those are like .1% of the total content; they're technically in it, but they're not what the blog is). This makes it feel like it's changing genres. A work of fiction should never do that because it's disorienting.
Anonymous

samrosemodblog:

Anonymous said to samrosemodblog:It’s like how in the first 2 I Know What You Did Last Summers, it’s just a normal guy killing people, but in the 3rd one, he comes back as a zombie ghost, or how in the first Friday The 3th, it’s just a woman killing people because their establishment let her son die, but in Jason X, her son is alive and a 6.5 foot tall mecha zombie in space in the future who has super strength and can’t die, and you’re sitting here going “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

Except it’s not like that? At all? You are incredibly over exaggerating?

I mean I sure as hell could have just have had the results of these events happen with no set up or explanation and I’m sure people would’ve have their massive complaints about doing it that way, so instead of just -tossing you into the situation- you have some idea of what’s going to happen.

I also have never had the blog as -exclusively- Slice of Life. I mean, I thought that was pretty clear by now. I have always ran the blog with the idea that the mane 6 have to keep saving the world. 

I’m not changing genres either. If you consider this a slice of life blog, guess what’s part of Slice of Life in MLP? “OH HEY A GIANT DRAGON IS DESTROYING THE TOWN! OH GOD PARASPRITES EATING EVERYTHING! TIREK JUST BLEW UP THE TREE HOUSE! DISCORD HAS MADE EVERYTHING 2D! GOD HELP US ALL! WE UNIMPORTANT BACKGROUND PONIES HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS AND ARE UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!”

Are they forgetting that the milfloo universe is on the brink of collapsing and other universes from all over are heavily bleeding into it?

stevencrewniverse:
“Hiatus ends June 15. More details coming soon! #STEVENBOMB
”

stevencrewniverse:

Hiatus ends June 15. More details coming soon! #STEVENBOMB

just-shower-thoughts:

Sometimes I say “Ow!” when I bump into things, even though it didn’t hurt.

this speaks to me on a deep emotional level

firerush:

OOOOOOkay…

This feel very out of place and to be honest I don’t really care to see where this is going

Then unfollow.

Clearly the mod is setting up a bigger arc than “babies first halloween” and if you’re not prepared then just unfollow.

wealwaysbreathe:

jykinturah:

kimpossibooty:

professoroakofficial:

isaacjamess:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

JESUS CHRIST FUCK LOOOOL