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auralords:

pumbloom-initiative:

there are probably still people writing fanfiction and thinking that a foot long dick is normal

THAT IS NOT ANATOMICALLY POSSIBLE DO NOT

I believe the biggest dick in the world, as in guinness book, is 13.5 inches and the guy who has it had said he felt woozy when he got hard due to less blood going to his head. My brain is FULL of useless facts.

oh my god

noooo

The person with the largest dick also cannot do vaginal sex due to putting the female at risk of injury.

reblokha:

WE HAVE NO GAYS AND MANY BROKEN TOILETS

saccharinecyanide:

toxsic:

pard-on-my-hard-on:

kingerock288:

lupercos:

(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) ＳＴＲＡＩＧＨＴ  ＡＬＬＩＥＳ

This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well

(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual

(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary

(pheromones) Demisexual

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

curiositylayne:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

christiancgtomas:

latulalooksslammininthemjeans:

Bless the fuck out of Harley Quinn.

Too many people actually forget that she’s a fricken Psychiatrist.

Oh my gosh but this is so sweet okay <3

Also writers remembering that Harley Quinn is actually very smart indeed, yes good <3

omfg … she took those glasses off of the mr potato head on the girls dresser

u brilliant adorable person harley 

“I need smart doctor glasses for this next bit

Hmmmmmm

Forgive me Mr Potatohead I will return these to you”

rebornica:

Oh Zing.

just-shower-thoughts:

Someday, 3D printing might be capable of printing PC parts, allowing someone to literally download more RAM.

You wouldn’t download a computer

rosexknight:

YES!

VERY!

I DO NOT FUCK WITH THE SUPERNATURAL DUDE!!

Don’t be rude anon.
You don’t fuck with demons.
Don’t fuck with a Ouija board.
Don’t fuck with the supernatural in general.

rosexknight:

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rosexknight:

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rosexknight:

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rosexknight:

betterthankanyebitch:

friend: are you going to do the Charlie challenge?! :)

me:

Wait. What the heck is the Charlie Challenge and WHY are people doing it IF IT INVOLVES DEMONS?!

Basically you make a home made Ouija Board and summon a spirit/demon named Charlie.

THAT IS SUCH A STUPID IDEA!!

now it makes sense why a lot of people are doing it

They’re going to summon some shit, and get themselves killed, and I will have NO SYMPATHY FOR THEM AT ALL

People are stupid. They do these stupid challenges despite being warned how dangerous it was. Remember when people were doing the kylee jenner lip challenge despite a lot of people warning them that it can cause permanent scarring and disfigurement?

Or the banana and sprite challenge even though it causes you to immediately puke…

or even the cinnamon challenge which could irritate the throat to the point where it swells and possibly closes.

icydafox:

Anyone know what kind of clouds these are?

we got them too

rosexknight:

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rosexknight:

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rosexknight:

betterthankanyebitch:

friend: are you going to do the Charlie challenge?! :)

me:

Wait. What the heck is the Charlie Challenge and WHY are people doing it IF IT INVOLVES DEMONS?!

Basically you make a home made Ouija Board and summon a spirit/demon named Charlie.

THAT IS SUCH A STUPID IDEA!!

now it makes sense why a lot of people are doing it

They’re going to summon some shit, and get themselves killed, and I will have NO SYMPATHY FOR THEM AT ALL

People are stupid. They do these stupid challenges despite being warned how dangerous it was. Remember when people were doing the kylee jenner lip challenge despite a lot of people warning them that it can cause permanent scarring and disfigurement?