Say it with me folks:
- “Eat the rich” means 1%ers and billionaires
- middle class is closer to poverty than being a multimillionaire
- “The rich” does NOT include children of billionaires (come on we’re at least slightly better than the plagues of Egypt)
- Upper middle class children SHOULD NOT feel guilt over having money
- Being aware of privilege and using your privilege to help others IS NOT a guilt trip
- Constantly feeling guilty helps no one
- Billionaires, however, should feel guilty over hoarding wealth.
- Upper middle class is NOT rich
- Black Lives Matter
- Trans rights are human rights
My uncle was one of the top surgeons in the country. He was upper middle class definitely. When he got cancer, his insurance didn’t cover all the treatments he would need and after 5 years he drained his savings on cancer treatments (while still working most of that time) and eventually died because he couldn’t afford the expensive treatments that might have saved him.
If you are upper middle class and you get sick, it will likely bankrupt your family. It’s fucked.
For all of the idiots in the notes ^
Honest to god - even if you make 6 figures a year? you’re closer to poverty than true wealth. Check your shit and remember who your real allies and enemies are guys.
A 6 figure income is a lot right?
That’s say: 223,000 dollars a year
Which is 112 dollars an hour.
Most people would consider that upper middle class. That’s enough money to have a nice house, go on fun vacations. That’s slight more than the average doctor makes.223,000 dollars is what Jeff Bezo makes in a minute
the well-off and the rich are not the same.
i hate the tech industry so much. FUCK apple. i hate minimalism and sleekness. oooohhh we made this computer the thickness and weight of a piece of construction paper. you cant plug anything into it and it has 2 gb of storage space. ooooh it has no power button isnt that conceptual? look at how sleek it is. its battery lasts 5 minutes and if you touch it with any more force than the gentlest whisper of a rose petal it will shatter and we intentionally designed it to be impossible to repair on your own. it will break on its own in a year tops. ooh its so sleek and efficient
“light as a corrupting and destructive force is such a novel and cool idea hsaghsfrh” bro have you heard of fire
I want to be called “sir” but not in a bootlicker way or like a weird “gentlemanly” way, but in the exasperated retail worker telling someone they can’t take the entire basket of ketchup packets way.
ah, like a cat who has committed a crime
The age-old figure of the internet troll has been gradually rendered technologically obsolete by an online environment wherein individuals are algorithmically encouraged to troll themselves by interpreting anything they read in as bad faith as possible in order to get extremely mad.
We need a Troll Union. We cannot allow big tech to eliminate these socially critical positions in our society.
“Q: It is illegal for drivers under the age of 21 to operate a vehicle while under the influence, True/False?
A: False! It is is illegal to drive under the influence at ANY age.”
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
I passed the test because it was fairly simple compared to the damn psychological warfare conducted by the practice test I used
Actual test: Identify which of the following is a stop sign
Practice test: Four cars at a four way unmonitored intersection and youre the only one turning right. The car across from you is hydroplaning, and the driver of the car to your left exits the vehicle and pulls out a gun
