Silver Tongue

moonblossom:

deluxetrashqueen:

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

noobtheloser:

yourdndstories:

“Geez, no need to be so crabby.

“That’s it. I’m killing him.” 

The slippery slope has begun. I’ve started to put more effort into them. God help me. God help us all. 

Stupid tornadoes are making me miss mianite and it’s purge day

deviantartwhy:
“You have to love how they think being called “Quaker” and being told “I’m pansexual” is a bad thing. Also there is a lot to be said about the fact they stole part of the sayings from a troll blog meant to discredit “sjw” and the fact...

deviantartwhy:

You have to love how they think being called “Quaker” and being told “I’m pansexual” is a bad thing. Also there is a lot to be said about the fact they stole part of the sayings from a troll blog meant to discredit “sjw”  and the fact they think “Stop Misgendering me!” is going against their group when it’s actually people asking for them to use the right pronoun. 

Can I just say one of the hings is “I found your art on tumblr” which I find hilarious for various reasons

Jacksepticeye is like the real life cave johnson

Pink horse fucks stone statues. Pass it on.

gearholder:

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Probably wouldn’t be the first time

goobz:

laughfever:

sasborg:

hyacin-th:

this is literally the greatest video in the entire world

Literally.

Bless this video

omg. I have only heard of this scene and as it turns out, is as magical as I thought

zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when
I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to
give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear
professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their
top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders
do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

Breasts are secondary sex characteristics, not sex organs. They would be equivalent to an adams apple or a beard on a male but you don’t see guys being forced to wear scarves and shave, or wear bags over their head.

yeffyaboyuice:
“motherfrigginpsas:
“ I have seen this image set circulating on facebook, twitter, and here on tumblr.
Cute, right? They’re buddies, right?
WRONG.
THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE TOWARDS BOTH CREATURES.
“oh but it’s been like five days and he...

yeffyaboyuice:

motherfrigginpsas:

I have seen this image set circulating on facebook, twitter, and here on tumblr.

Cute, right? They’re buddies, right?

WRONG.

THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE TOWARDS BOTH CREATURES.

oh but it’s been like five days and he hasn’t eaten him!

A snake that is not hungry will not eat. A snake that is stressed out (such as by having another creature running around on top of it) will not eat. They can go for long, long periods of time without eating. Ball pythons in particular are picky eaters and they will not strike even if they’re really hungry-it doesn’t matter if the prey is in there five days or fifty.

A rat is not going to think “oh, this predator hasn’t hurt me yet, we’re buddies!” This is the equivalent of someone following you around a room that you are unable to escape, pointing a gun at you at all times.  It is incredibly, unnecessarily stressful and cruel to let a rodent live like that even if you meant him as a feeder. Live feeding should be your absolute last option if your snake refuses frozen/thawed or freshly killed/stunned which are much safer options.

The deplorable condition this snake is being kept in (no substrate? Unweighted water dish?) combined with this false narrative of “buddies” shows that keeper is at best extremely ignorant. They’re not showing friendship, they’re competing for resources and keeping an eye on each other. This is going to end with one or both dead.

If they refuse to eat, the feeder should be removed immediately or it can and WILL injure and kill your snake! 

I know it really sucks to bust up the disney dreams of friendship against all odds, but no, this isn’t a one in a million tale of love, that’s just what we WANT to see. There will be an ugly ending. :(((((

For further reading on snake care, please check out these links and for the love of animals, stop sharing that terrible, terrible post!

http://animals.pawnation.com/dangers-feeding-live-prey-snakes-4384.html

http://alltailnolegs.tumblr.com/post/118230899216/have-you-seen-the-post-about-the-rat-and-snake

http://butthurtherpetologist.tumblr.com/ 

Stop projecting human emotions on wild animals 2k15