Silver Tongue
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winkle boss twins God damn rowing the boat God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg I’m very tired no man I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched the year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man man he fucked over Spider-Man and crazy winkleboss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG

There’s no better closure than finding out what song it is that has been stuck in your head all day that you can’t remember the name of.

betty-the-beehive-mod:

thekaibacorporation:

The Daily Trials and Tribulations of Seto Kaiba

(click to read webcomic)

All credit goes to exnihilozahra. (x)

BLESS THE CHAIN OF EVENTS THAT LEAD TO THIS APPEARING ONTO MY DASH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!

super-ponyartist:
“nerdgirl-to-the-rescue:
“ohmygil:
“ultrafacts:
“aussietory:
“ third-way-is-best-way:
“ tuxedoandex:
“ kvotheunkvothe:
“ ultrafacts:
“ Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts
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EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA...

super-ponyartist:

nerdgirl-to-the-rescue:

ohmygil:

ultrafacts:

aussietory:

third-way-is-best-way:

tuxedoandex:

kvotheunkvothe:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

but why

Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.

The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.

That graphic grinds my gears every time I see it

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#whoever burned this library down#i will meet them in hell#and i will make their life a living hell#in hell

THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA STILL PISSES ME OFF

Dear, Justin
Anonymous

Dear justin,

I dare you to play happy wheels. not for any other reason than I’m tired of JB being used as a measuring system. It’s not bad or anything, it’s just gotten old.

Dear Jitterbugjive
Anonymous

Dear jitterbugjive

While I look up to you, I would not want to be in the position you’re in. I can barely handle my own personal problems and can’t even fathom what you’re going through. What you’ve been through. It’s amazing you’ve survived this long, I probably wouldn’t have. You are increadibly strong and I admire that of you. You are an awesome person

Dear thor

scraps-is-busy:

Dear Thor, 

Your next movie had better involve Fenrir. I want Fenrir! Also you’re totally gonna drown in poison, and they’ll be pretty serious about it. But you decide to defy fate and save the day. 

IT ALSO HAS TO HAVE JORMUNGANDR BECAUSE THE MIDGARD SERPANTS POISON IS WHAT KILLS THOR, NOT FENRIR AND FENRIR CAN SUCK IT

myca-ruba:

How does a situation escalate to this

Well first you hire a world renown chef to tell you how to not have your restaurant completely fail due to bad food/staff/cleanliness and hten you ignore his every instruction and question his authority despite the fact that you’re the one who wants him there.

possessedloser:

krislookshuman:

World’s Okayest LGBT Collection!

With Pride coming around soon I made some cute and comical World’s Okayest shirts for the LGBT community I hope you guys like them!  <3<3<3

Visit the Collection Here!

give me the asexual one pls pls pls

I want the black ace and aro ones

I am gonna immortalize the swear word that was on ask-king-sombra and nobody will stop me!

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Funny thing is, nobodywould have noticed if ask-wiggles never pointed it out.