Silver Tongue

just-shower-thoughts:

When the Hulk gives up and reverts to Bruce Banner, he just rage quit.

allkindsoffuck:

deelekgolo:

I’m at Fry’s and I connected to as many Bluetooth sound systems as possible from my phone.

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just-shower-thoughts:

A boomerang warehouse hit with a tornado wouldn’t lose any boomerangs.

just-shower-thoughts:

Rockstar shouldnt ban GTA V players for using money hacks, because the game is entirely about gaining money unfairly.

just-shower-thoughts:

What if Cthulhu did rise and everyone is terrified and then he whoops like Zoidberg

adulthoodisokay:

cparvum:

just-shower-thoughts:

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

This thing needs a goddamn warning sign

don’t fuck me up like this

It’s too goddammed early for this shit

lizzymodblog:

I hate this just as much as you do.

brokenpencilsharpener:

I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life

jwblogofrandomness:

How do Phineas and Ferb pay for all that construction equipment?

with the money they got from their music career