Silver Tongue

inneskeeper:

punkrorschach:

inneskeeper:

bro pick up your eboy he’s curled up in the corner of my living room quivering, speaking in tongues, and surrounded by an impenetrable wall of writhing lamb’s entrails

that’s not my eboy that’s my malewife they’re supposed to do that

stop being funnier than me or ill do something about it

skaiansatellites:

‘I could fix him’ ‘I could make him worse’ yeah? well I’m about to throw a bathtub through his wall

emmarzhere:

branbrandio:

Agent P would have the problem fixed in an afternoon

Shigaraki: Ha, it is but a measly platypus!

*puts on hat*

Shigaraki: PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!?!


Meanwhile Doof tells Deku his entire tragic life story, and Deku gives therapy in return.

demilypyro:

doubleca5t:

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someone get @chefpyro a fainting couch

HEY