Silver Tongue

oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

commanderspook:
“ urulokid | millika
“ “ Who’s Alex?
Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.
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Actually, I’ve studied design and advertising, and I can tell you that the reason people would...

commanderspook:

urulokid | millika

Who’s Alex?

Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

Actually, I’ve studied design and advertising, and I can tell you that the reason people would look at this and immediately assume Alex is the boy is because, quite simply, the boy is the focal point of the ad.

English-speaking readers’ line of sight goes from left to right and up to down. This ad leads the viewer from the words MEET ALEX etc straight to the boy and then over and down to the girl. I didn’t even notice there was a set of parenthesis with words in them in the ad until I looked the fourth time. 

This is a fallacious confirmation bias, as anyone looking at it will assume Alex is the focal point (i.e. The Boy) and then if they’re perceptive they’ll notice the words at the bottom. Aha! Those damn gender stereotypes gotcha again! Except no, because the ad literally forces you to read it as “Alex is the boy” by the visual language and lines of sight. 

A better ad would have been structured from top to bottom instead of left to right, and wouldn’t have pushed the girl, the real subject of the ad (who, by the way, has been VISUALLY PUSHED OUT OF HER RIGHTFUL SPACE ON THE AD BY HER BROTHER) off to the corner as far away from her identifiers as possible. 

Here, I’ll make you a better ad.

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Bam. Shitty stock photo but you get the point. If anyone sees this and assumes Alex is the boy, they don’t have the the ad layout to use as an excuse for their internalized gender shittery. Likewise, the ad isn’t actively trying to make you read it a certain way and THEN making you feel guilty for interpreting it the way they designed it to be. 

phroyd:
“Call It Like It Is, Bernie!Phroyd
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phroyd:

Call It Like It Is, Bernie!

Phroyd

craftykraken:
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you fucking scrubs

craftykraken:

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you fucking scrubs

parrot-dise:
“pastelpan:
“fun fact: each caique parrot is piloted by a smaller caique parrot
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Birbception.
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parrot-dise:

pastelpan:

fun fact: each caique parrot is piloted by a smaller caique parrot

Birbception.

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askpitchpatch:

‘‘I-I’m not sure I’m ready to remove them….’‘

vertureoay:

the-doctor-who96:

ebind:

I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND AND NODDING ALONG AND THEN THEY ASK WHAT THE FUCK HE’S DOING THERE AND HE JUST CASUALLY JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW YELLING SOMETHING LIKE “SPIDEY CATCH ME” AND THEN YOU JUST HEAR A SPLAT AND HEAR HIM YELL “WHAT THE SHIT PARKER”

He has to be reheating a chimichanga though.

WHAT THE SHIT PARKER

This would play in perfectly considering deadpool is dating death, the person that thanos is destroying the universe to impress

tuggey-narvaez:
“ so this just happened
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How old is this screenshot?

tuggey-narvaez:

so this just happened

How old is this screenshot?