Silver Tongue

urieking:

urieking:

my biggest secret is one time at a party i scared the shit out of everyone by chugging a whole bottle of vodka and everyone was scared as shit and just screaming at me to stop because i hadn’t  really drank that much before and when i was done since we all were so drunk they put me on their shoulders like a king and started chanting my name now everyone still to this day thinks im fucking hard ass bitch and everyone was shocked that i could take so much but its all a lie because i replaced it with water and that is my biggest secret.

you should also know that i was sort of new to the area and like that was my first outing with anyone at the school and that like gave me a title and place and from then on everyone thought i was a hard ass bitch and everyone loved me and i was popular and my whole high school career was a lie because i drank some water. 

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from Sonic Adventure 3 - Obama's final press conference

aleasesrestaurant:

babylonian:

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i guess this was inevitable

I was not expecting that.

rosexknight:

twuwuvdearie:

“Well, it’s my favorite! Far off places, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince in disguise!”

OH MY GOD

browningtons:

mrsalenko:

the ultimate heist

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Value 100

can you eat it to find its alchemical properties?

enterprising-gentleman:

So I may have jumped on a certain bandwagon.

rosexknight:

ask-lancecorporal-rivaille:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this 

THIS POST IS FUCKING GOLDEN.

THIS MOVIE WAS FUCKING GOLDEN.

But i have one problem with this scene. It makes it out like he’s shallow for not knowing anything about her but the biggest problem is that THE MOVIE DOESN’T EVEN EXPLAIN ANYTHING ABOUT HER OTHER THAN SHE’S A PRINCESS AND BEAUTIFUL! What skills does she have? What are her aspirations? We knew nothing about her other than she grew up with him and hated him until the movie demanded they fall in love. She’s clearly not a great planner and the movie does not justify this scene by giving her anything more than her beauty.

nolifeandlovingit:

at-uno:

Where would you rather live?

post-nuclear fallout mutated hellscape

town on the brink of an impending apocalypse

battlefield of past a alien invasion

straight up purgatory


… tough call.

I would choose town on verge of apocalypse or city of alien invasion