Silver Tongue

aroguexenolith:

unpretty:

The Onion: Headline: Rock Looked Way Cooler WetALT

When I was in college I had a bowl of these cooler-when-wet rocks put out in a bow on the kitchen counter (for decorative purposes). During a party one day, I pointed out to my roommate and his friend that they really do look cooler when wet! So he and his (admittedly kind of a stoner) friend spent the next twenty minutes dipping all the rocks in water and going WOAHHH

I was so validated

folieadeuxsday:

i cant stress enough that venom 2 does not have to be good. it simply must contain at least two hours of tom hardy in a hoodie acting like a neurotic little chihuahua

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

*ventures into the woods to find my druid group and we cast spells using trans rites*

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that’s what i’m looking for

twofacedbitchesneverlie:
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AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

eternal-fractal:

moonguy:

fonchi262:

cloudmancy:

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

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lizardsister:

failgirlgut:

lizardsister:

it’s so sad that prince philip died of ligma 😔

Damn i thought he died of updog

ligma balls 

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sintheyokai:
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sintheyokai:

largolife:

technogenic-mess:

geek-ramblings:

wemblingfool:

crookedmoonsaultpunk:

ryandevon:

overlyactivepingpongball:

hello-kitty-senpai:

true-king-of-monsters:

rozunderpressure:

fionathefab:

fabthememesatan:

fionathefab:

the-moon-high-above:

a-teleporting-cat:

joyflameball:

leotheeverfreeoctopus:

r4cs0:

intjint:

accursedvoid:

omghotmemes:

Only Gordon can roast just by eating a hamburger

Oh no it’s that one.

The ‘that Vegan teacher’ that tells you it’s selfish to come out as LGBTQ+ over coming out as ‘vegan’, parodyed George floyd’s last words in her song about being vegan and compared animal meat to the holocaust - and that BLM should be protesting for veganism and animal rights over their own rights.

Also she be stalking A 16 year old on tiktok so.

This woman is a total yikes.

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Let’s also not forget that she had also joked and laughed about a kid dying bc they had tried to follow a certain vegan diet SHE had brought up, and after she was called out about it she just kept making fun of them.

Don’t forget that she said that having an eating disorder was not an excuse to not go vegan, when people with eating disorders shouldn’t take any excuse to cut food out of their diets.

I’m going to become a cryptid and drag her into the wood so that she can become a mysterious-missing-person-found-in-the-woods-with-no-bones-or-face

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I believe she also tried to hit a furry with her car.

WHAT

It was a while ago and I don’t know if it’s true but a couple people said she did

Also TikTok is going to war with her on February 12th

I never wanted to know the answer to the question “What if PETA was a person”, yet, here we are…

Every part of this put my sanity from “low” to “Subterranean”

She went to prison for impersonating a teacher

Her original teacher account got shadowbanned so she made another account pretending to be a completely different person: thatvegannurse, she looks and talks exactly the same but she puts her hair in pigtails and talks about how much she hates thatveganteacher, she also owns like 16 other faceless accounts pretending to be real people that she uses to comment and like her posts to boost interactions

Every single addition to this post was like a punch in the fucking throat

She posted a video trying to “reclaim” slurs saying they are only bad you you let them be bad


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Try and guess what letters are censored.

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Originally posted by thornescratch

Me with each new bit of information in this post

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Veganism: not even once.

Don’t forget she compares drinking milk to r*ping women. She claims you can’t be feminist and consume animal products. John Robert Bell fought her constantly about how she was delegitimizating assault claims from actual women.

Oh she’s so much more worse than when I first saw her crusty ass

xeebs:

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hazel sweetie u deserved better <3

delusion-of-negation:

cold-blooded-replicant:

delusion-of-negation:

ice-block:

I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes “species and age?” While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol

one of my dms did a homebrew setting once, and the orcs in it saw your first kill as reaching adulthood, and I’m now envisioning my asocial warlock orc trying to convince a bartender that he’s totally definitely already killed something. he has not, he’s just a nerd that likes dragons.

I like that this seems to be a universal in D&D groups. Mine had elves apply their own maturity standards to the other races making it impossible for anyone but the decrepit wizard to get a drink in eleven settlements.

that’s actually incredible omg