cumaeansibyl:

katielongbottom:

reservoircat:

kiss-my-aspergers:

the-almost-bear:

Hehe (Sheldon Comic)

#….NEVER OCCURRED TO ME

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS BUT IT’S TRUE WTF

i dont get this omg someone explain

in space, it doesn’t matter at all which way your ship is pointing, since there’s no gravity to affect it (and in SF you almost always have artifical gravity). there’s no up or down, left or right.

but in almost all SF, ships are all positioned as if there’s an established vertical and horizontal, because we’re used to seeing everything that way. all the ships are the same way up and they generally move forward and backward along a line.

idk if that was your question, hope this helps

adurot:

aspideysense:

this is a marvel movie

That was my absolute favorite moment in that trailer. I’m so looking forward to this one.

the hype is real

mistersaturn123:

cpt-glasses:

angel-macabre:

“jealousy is so disgusting” “anger is so toxic” did u know? these are emotions every human has

I’ve always been a fan of an analogy I heard once. Your emotions are like one of the lights on your car’s dash. When one of them turns on, it means you need to check under the hood and fix them. It’s not bad that the light turned on, per se, and it doesn’t always mean something is broken. But what IS toxic, dangerous, and likely to break something, is when you let that light stay on, pretending it’s normal, until that braking fluid finally fails and you crash into someone, or your engine fails completely.

Feel jealous. Feel anger. 

Just don’t let it fester. You need to look inside of yourself, find out why you’re feeling the way you are, and bring yourself to a satisfied, stable state of mind. You can look at philosophy, meditation/introspection, religion, or actual therapy, or at least talking to someone about it. You’ll find you’re much more content and happy when you do something about those feelings, and come to some sort of conclusion or resolution.

That is a  wonderful way of looking at it, thankyou. Makes me feel better about myself when I DO feel that way.

apricots-from-nara:

When you hate the content on tumblr but you can’t leave

malerfique:

http://www.awkwardzombie.com/

moringmark:

Monster Falls AU?

Art style credit to sharkie-19

wait a minute

jestre:

meridaandmerlininthetardis:

problematic-url:

despondence:

thefibonaccist:

tubatrills:

Colin’s hoedowns are the best hoedowns. 

our dark lord of clever hoedown copouts

its even funnier when you know that they hated doing it and collin figured out how to get out of it

What show is this

This is Who’s Line is it Anyway? which is basically a live action version of Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity scripts the jokes for you. This is pure imrpov based on various subjects for skits and sketches.

cards against humanity is like a text based, easy version of whose line is it anyways

rosexknight:

sweet-poni:

rosexknight:

sweet-poni:

I really want a diamond dog.

dracini makes really good ones~

uwu oh yis I’m very aware~ I’m actually waiting on one that we agreed on. >w< I told her not to rush it cuz she’s overwhelmed with things.

She is. She made mine, but it’s not colored yet. I’m more than willing to wait on things from her though. It’s always amazing.

She is good with a lot of species. She made my plant pone and they’re beautiful.

equalistmako:

teejay-kay:

equalistmako:

The next time someone rudely asks me “so… what are you?” as a way of trying to figure out my race, I’m gonna answer as nervously as possible with “hahah ahah ahaha… human? liKE YOU?” and then walk about 3 feet away from them before stage whispering into my watch “I fear the humans are beginning to catch on. I believe it’s now time to proceed with Plan E.”

What amuses me is the Plan E part. That means several other plans have failed. You are a terrible secret agent.

[sweats and whispers into watch] “They’re definitely onto us.”

rebornica:

DUDE.