You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks.
“what are you counting”
“how many tattoos i’ve gotten”
“i’m no longer serving you”
“character design is my passion”
*proceeds to never draw original characters*
anyway, I kinda disliked my designs for some of the m9 and this seemed like a good exercise to work on facial variation.
EDIT: Im having a blast reading some of the tags and seeing people pick out their favorite iterations and noticing my ideas behind some of the designs. I’m genuinely surprised at some of the designs you guys pick! Like I thought Fjord and Yasha were my weakest design lineups but a lot of yall really like them :0
Today we celebrate this anon, whom I have come to call “The wrongest person in the history of the internet”
my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting
i don’t say that. “hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds lol
“your lightly warmed bread is done” i tell u
one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”
“thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me
Anonymous
