gallifreyburning:

When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged  

Okay, listen up, here’s a story.
A couple months ago, I was making fun of the fact that every FNAF game seems to make the last game theory by matpat be wrong for some reason. I was joking about how in fnaf III the theory was gonna be something ridiculous. unbeknownst to me, I had left it untagged and it faded into the archive, forgotten…

That is until the next FNAF game theory came out. A few days after it came out, someone had reblogged with somehting like “well actually matpat said blah blah blah” acting all super smart but ultimately looking like a jackass because of the fact that the post he was “correcting” was a joke made months ago before the video that he was so knowledgeable came out and that he had to actively search for the post due to it being untagged.

little-lesbian-that-could:

lolitafashionparty:

prodigallexplorer:

Shoutout to mentally ill kids who’s parents always tell them “we miss the old you.”

Shoutout to trans guys who are constantly asked by their parents “what happened to my little girl?”

Shoutout to trans girls who’s dads say “I didn’t raise a pussy/faggot.”

Shoutout to mentally ill teens who’s parents always say “we don’t know where we messed up raising you”

Shoutout to kids who’s parents don’t understand that their children won’t always be the perfect little dolls they try “sculpting” them to be.

Shout out to the people who cannot come out due to fear or danger of harm in some way

Shout out to the people that live every day in fear

fight-against-feminism:

waffleguppies:

rubitsart:

Waffles: i’m just reading about how this Egyptologist came across jars full of honey
so naturally they started eating it

Me: haha
science!

Waffles: then one of the party remarked on a hair in the honey he was dipping bread in
they found more hair and pulled on it and ‘the body of a small child appeared, in good state of preservation, with all limbs intact and well dressed, with ornaments’

Me: GOOD LORD

Waffles: it is not recorded if any of the party ever ate anything ever again

Me: bluagh guahg
so it was a child in a big jar of honey? 
they were really going at it?
not just tasting huh

Waffles: yeah they must have been really nomming it

Me: the messed up adventures of winnie the pooh

OH BOTHER

I AM SLAIN

kilalabunnies:

Would you still want them if they were sugar free?

susiethemoderator:

micdotcom:

A black college student was told he was harassing people by sitting and waiting to talk to his adviser

A black student at Kennesaw State University in Georgia walked into the school’s advising office to ask a few questions. But he probably didn’t expect his simple request to escalate into a security matter.

Lets also not forget her name.

nebularva:

of all the gravity falls characters to be overly sexualized im glad its the triangle i guess

dumbkili:

dumbkili:

oh my god okay @all tourists coming to new york for the first time:

street hot dogs should be one dollar, maybe a dollar fifty. anything more than that and theyre swindling you. walk another block and get urself a decently priced hot dog

you dont have to yell “TAXI” when ur tryin to hail a cab, we all know u want a cab, thats why ur sticking ur arm up like a square

seriously. walk faster and in a tighter clump. people have things to do and the sidewalk is not yours to command

thats all please come visit nyc but do it smartly

addendum: nobody here calls it the big apple casually its like the number one way to spot a tourist and could lead to aforementioned overpriced hot dogs

shrekyourself:

you get