Silver Tongue
shrekyourself:
“NOTHING
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the-ink-pad:

quetzadrake:

networksubset:

quetzadrake:

micdotcom:

Watch: A TV host brilliantly shut down his audience for laughing at a male domestic violence survivor 

(While host Jeremy Kyle’s response to this particular incident was a strike against sexism, it’s worth noting he doesn’t have a perfect track record the issue.)

Things like this is why I especially hate the “drink male tears” sort of radical feminists and SJWs. Don’t laugh at abuse victims, whatever their gender is.

You seriously COULDN’T BE BOTHERED to crop out the original captions down under there? Really?

2/10 see me after class.

Did you not watch the video? The captions added are the actual words being spoken, the “original captions” you’re seeing is just the title of the episode of the show, “You’re a violent cheat but I hope your baby’s mine!”. Y’know, like how Springer and Maury and all those shows have little captions at the bottom next to their show’s logo to detail what the show is about that day.

So, y’know, how bout YOU see ME after class, young man.

For those those that want to see the video, given admittedly the “Source: YouTube” thing isn’t blatantly clear, here:

Keep reading

bigalphonse:

ash-is-in-neverland:

pantsareunwelcome:

tumblr after dark is kind of like…

NO YOU DONT GET IT IM HAPF ASLEEP AND IM IN TEARS FROM LAUGHIN

this looks like a rap video

cakelikeowen:

evil-is-the-new-sexy:

insanelygaming:

Animal Cross-Dress and Fuck Your Gender Roles: New Leaf.

No but the best part of this is that this isn’t Nintendo telling adults they support GSM rights.

It’s Nintendo telling kids it’s okay.

Someone tell me why Nintendo is seen as being behind the times when they’re clearly further ahead 

Because they make games that society perceives as kids games so society completely ignores it’s content to the point where people think that adults who play nintendo games must have some mental disorder.

chocolate-helicopters:

ruinedchildhood:

2004 was a dark time for all of us.

at least it’s all ogre now

Hey people who complain about how much shit frozen sells, do you not remember shrek?

slimeportal:

hoofprint-is-spooky:

a-random-mod:

deansurvived:

the-prince-is-right:

divorcedreality:

george washington rises from the dead

“you done fucked up”

“the fuck did i tell you about political parties”

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“I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS.  PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? ‘OH LET’S SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT! LET’S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET’S MAKE ALLIANCES!’ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.

Zombie George Washington for President 2k15

Unfortunately you can only serve two terms and he already did. If washington did somehow come up from the dead, he cannot run for president again.

As Futurama showed, if he comes back with a robot body instead, then he can go up for reelection again. 

Yeah, but knowing Nixon, he probably had to bribe a few people just to get that loophole to work

Of course that was only a thing after FDR served more than two terms and the people realized that a president could be elected a lot of times and that could be potentially bad. So they made the limit be two terms, due to before it wasn’t an official rule but the presidents just sort of did it because Washington only served two terms before fucking off to wherever. So because the rule is based on how many washington served, he could possibly run more times.

thatsthat24:

Cartoons Really Have Changed Me 📖 

HOW THE FLIP IS THIS ONLY SIX SECONDS!?

doctorpeen:

starberry-cupcake:

Some quotes from this amazing interview with Rebecca Sugar

this fuckin show I can’t what?

sexygoatgod:
“krispythinkings:
“slaygnstonhughes:
“gabrielleamaris:
“the-prophet18:
“universaldelusion:
“cutecurvycoffeebrat:
“Lol savage
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I no longer believe in the human race.
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This is the laziest shit ever
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How lazy can humans get?
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Have you...

sexygoatgod:

krispythinkings:

slaygnstonhughes:

gabrielleamaris:

the-prophet18:

universaldelusion:

cutecurvycoffeebrat:

Lol savage

I no longer believe in the human race.

This is the laziest shit ever

How lazy can humans get?

Have you never met white ppl?

I didn’t realise only white people lost mobility due to age, physical disability or degenerative illnesses.

Because the target market for this product are those people who are disabled or lack mobility. You are literally mocking people who cannot for whatever reason do something you take for granted and then packaging it up as a race issue.

I didn’t know my scoliosis keeping me from reaching all the way to my foot made me white.

I also didn’t know that time I got a cast after I blew out my knee was the reason I was white.

I wonder what race my grandmother and the dementia unit in the old folks home were when they were young.

ally-mod:

aquilamon:

i hate when white people do these “just how unhealthy is fast food?” studies

like literally no one gives a damn when youre starving and the only thing you can afford is that $2 burger

i hate when white people do these “just how unhealthy is fast food?” studies

like literally no one gives a damn when youre starving and the only thing you can afford is that $2 burger

I also hate it when people make up facts about “how much cheaper it is to eat healthy”

Like, I’m all for a healthier diet if someone can afford it but don’t make up facts because it pisses people off