Silver Tongue

ctoons:

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ctoons:

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

Maybe it’s for the best that X-men and Avengers don’t cross over

i-wish-icouldntfeel-a-damn-thing:

2srooky:

dixie-chicken:

phiasmir:

Avengers: “Oh no, a metal man is making a metal army to terrorize the world! He’s indestructible! Metal!”

Magneto: [deep sigh]

Magneto: *raises arm*

Magneto: *clenches fist*

CREDITS

Post-credits scene is just twent minutes of him playing “stop hitting yourself” with Tony.

bucky is stuck to a traffic light and crying for steve to help him down.

I don’t understand why this is a bad thing

pheonix vs scarlet witch
All I’m saying

Who will die on the titanic?

pshyeaitsmish:

Aries- no
Taurus- no
Gemini- no
Cancer- no
Virgo- no
Libra- no
Scorpio- no
Sagittarius- no
Leo- yes
Capricorn- no
Aquarius- no
Pisces- no

Which signs will win an oscar?

Aries- yes
Taurus- yes
Gemini- yes
Cancer- yes
Virgo- yes
Libra- yes
Scorpio- yes
Sagittarius- yes
Leo- no
Capricorn- yes
Aquarius- yes
Pisces- yes

deansurvived:

the-prince-is-right:

divorcedreality:

george washington rises from the dead

“you done fucked up”

“the fuck did i tell you about political parties”

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“I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS.  PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? ‘OH LET’S SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT! LET’S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET’S MAKE ALLIANCES!’ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.

Zombie George Washington for President 2k15

Unfortunately you can only serve two terms and he already did. If washington did somehow come up from the dead, he cannot run for president again.

twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:

arrrrrmin:

connorstomacock:

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I can’t believe it took me 16 years to realize that this symbol is a fucking P and S

WHAT

FUCK

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

becausebirds:

ewilloughby:

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herons

What the fuck

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Oh hey, I wrote an article about the green heron’s neck and its implications for paleoart a few years ago.

Green Heron is Elastibird

Hey you remember that huge ass log Ash ran with and tossed in that one episode? Well I calculated how much the log weighs, if you're interested.

phuijl:

momnar:

bukoya-reblogs:

joe-hibiki:

scribblekin:

thefangirlinggourgeist:

scribblekin:

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You have my attention

I decided to start from the scene where the Bagon originally landed on the log.

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Okay, was about to land on it. Point is, it’s the same log Ash threw. Now, Bagon is about 2 ft tall, and since he’s directly above the log, I can get an accurate measurement.

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(That was as good as I could get on iPhone Photoshop.)
Okay, so the log is 6.5 Bagons long. Multiplying that by two, it’s 13 feet. Now, the calculator I was using required diameter on both ends. I’d say the log’s diameter is fairly consistent all the way around, so I only needed to find one end. For that, I used this image.

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The Bagon is a bit far away, but I think the log has roughly the diameter of the height of a Bagon. Two feet, which translates to 24 inches.

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Now if you have looked at the top, there was only one thing left I needed to input. Doing some further episode watching, I found the trees in the area looked similar to cottonwood trees. (No image available because I was a tired shit from doing all of that math and bad Photoshopping, so I didn’t take a picture. The episode is called Pinch Healing if you are a tree expert and want to see for yourself. Also, keep in mind that I am anything but a tree expert. All I did were a few Google searches.) So I put in that the tree was cottonwood, and here is the result:

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Satoshi/Ash Ketchum, a ten year old boy, almost effortlessly picked up, ran with, and tossed a log that weighed an astounding 1,385 pounds (or about 628.23 kilograms)!

1,385 pounds

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The strongest Pokemon we never knew

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Surely by now, we all know this boy goes to the gym

Just reminding that…

sketchydoodlemod:

THIS ASSHOLE IS STILL STEALING TIME MASTER ARTWORK FROM ME<JITTERBUGJIVE AND ANY OTHER GUEST ARTISTS THAT HAVE WORKED HARD FOR MASTERMOD!!!

http://xxxthemasterxxx.tumblr.com/

mastermod WARDEN!
WOAH INTERESTING QUESTIONS
01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
04: what are you listening to?
05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
08: sex on the first date?
09: kiss on the first date?
10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
13: what are three things you did today?
14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
17: what is on your wrists right now?
18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
23: how have you felt today?
24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
25: what is wrong with you right now?
26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
31: what were you doing an hour ago?
32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
33: are you wearing jeans right now?
34: are you a patient person?
35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
36: favorite color?
37: did you have a dream last night?
38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
42: do you like meeting new people?
43: are you afraid of falling in love?
44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?

warlocksmith:

Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? 

Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.

*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*

Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads.