Silver Tongue

rileyomalley:

passionatelyawesome:

1128nesecret:

cyclonemetal:

“well, it seems we are at an impasse.”

“so we are. carry on, cat”

“same to you, bird.”

They literally were in an awkward situation

I love how the bird leaves like “well, I best be hitting the dusty trail”

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fuckyeahderpcrew:
“stripesmotherfucker:
“BEES?
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BEES!
”

mushroom-just-one:

babylonian:

pepsuchan:

thief2:

when a girl asks me what am i good at

THE FACT THAT THIS IS EVEN POSSIBLE IS WHAT MAKES METAL GEAR SO GOOD

i can’t watch this without giggling i love this video so much

Imagine being this talented

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:
“take-me-tom-hiddleston:
“ ship-it-all-the-way:
“ jadedfalling:
“ sickledsnake:
“ itsdorkgirl:
“ gravemakers-and-gunslingers:
“ ldrsociety:
“ BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in...

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

ldrsociety:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

And that’s tumblr in a nutshell.
Each post eventually gets the four corners:
The science side
the pervert side
The shipping side
The horror side

rinyugo:

a girl bullied me in middle school for being “annoying and a spazz” (read: autistic). she’s going into psychology now.

a girl bullied me in middle school because i was shy and awkward and easy to take advantage of. she’s now a mentor in the link program that matches up allistic students with autistic students to be their mentor.

a girl bullied me in high school for my comprehension issues, poor social skills, impulsiveness and inability to understand social cues (all autism symptoms). later that year she did a project on autism and talked about how ~*~honored~*~ she would feel if an autistic person wanted to be friends.

allistic people talk so much about how cute and endearing autistic people are but the moment they meet an actual autistic person they’re like “what the FUCK is that?”

rebornica:

Dont question the fashion master

rebornica:

This is how the epic final battle of Night Terror is

God I know I’m a little tardy to the party but jesus fuck guys.

sweet-poni:

People are stupid.
I am not a people person.

It’s simple

It’s so fucking simple guys

don’t
fucking
use
other
people’s
art
writing
characters
or anything that iSN’T FUCKING YOURS

without their permission of course.

But no seriously goddamn

If you’re stupid enough to think that’s okay get off the internet. I will fight you in a Denny’s parking lot.

How to help an artist:

jake-richmond:

soozarts:

solarprotagonist:

Ditch the like button

No, seriously. If you don’t have money to help out an artist financially, the second best thing is to reblog all the things you like. While liking it does tell the artist that “hey I really like this!” It does jack shit because the only ones who will see that are me and you.

Why do you think there are so SO many posts made by people that are literally summed down to “please reblog my artwork I need the notes!”? Because no one reblogs artwork. Unless you’re a ridiculously popular blog with thousands of followers, you’ll only end up getting 1 or no reblogs.

SO HELP OUT ARTISTS AND PLEASE REBLOG OUR ART, BECAUSE WE REALLY NEED THE VIEWS ;V;)/


For real! I have a Patreon (Here it is!) and I sell my books (Here’s my store!), but if you don’t want to spend money the best way to support my work is to reblog! Reblog, and tell people why you’re reblogging! Tell people why you liek my work. Enthusiastic opinions matter so much!