Silver Tongue

lovelykouga:

Garnet be like

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psssssssst
  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a nonbinary/genderqueer person who has a crush on you
  • * = just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • + = i hate you.
  • % = You’re ugly
  • <3 = I want to fuck you
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

theclockworkpony:

homostook:

hungry-for-change:

diedinpompeji:

PLUTO 2015

NASA

I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOODNESS

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING THIS IS
I HAVE BEEN READING ASTRONOMY BOOKS FOR YEARS AND EVERYTIME THERE’S JUST A PIXELLY BLUR FOR PLUTO
NOT ANYMORE. NEVER AGAIN.

Please, come on. I am super fucking excited that we are finally going to see Pluto this year thanks to New Horizons, but the probe won’t arrive until the middle of July! Let’s be patient and not spread about misinformation and fake images.

VIVA LA PLUTO!

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

Bees are cute and fluffy and nice. Fill it with wasps instead.

Lets play the game called “how did you find my blog and what made you want to follow”
brotoro:
“ aslightlyangryfeminist:
“ polks:
“ anderjak:
“ So, for many people in California, water is literally going to run out for them before the end of the year, which is a completely ridiculous thing to ever have happen. Bottled water companies...

brotoro:

aslightlyangryfeminist:

polks:

anderjak:

So, for many people in California, water is literally going to run out for them before the end of the year, which is a completely ridiculous thing to ever have happen. Bottled water companies and various companies who use excessive water for extracurricular activities are not really taking into consideration the environment surrounding their area, and are pretty much bleeding California dry.

I don’t really have much in the way of helping, but not supporting those companies is always a great idea, which is why I personally recommend Bobbles.

They’re reusable plastic bottles that are fairly cheap and utilize a carbon filter that usually runs you less than $5 per filter and typically come two filters to a pack, and lasts you a good couple of months. You can buy them on Amazon, and I’ve seen them in places like Best Buy and Walgreens, so they’re bound to be in all sorts of places outside of that.

Tap water in most areas has been found to basically not be any more dangerous to your health than bottled water, but if you’re really unsure or paranoid like me, these filters do a great job without having to buy an attachment filter for your sink faucet.

There are TONS of short term solutions to help you guys out, but I figure having a reference or two drop on your dash might make the decision to jump to filters as opposed to traditional bottled water a little simpler to make.

Here’s a handy-dandy link to the Amazon search page if you’re interested.

bottled water is a SCAM and one that literally is endangering the environment and contributing to the horrific wildfires CA experiences every year. Get a filtered bottle like this, or something similar. Way cheaper and better for the environment! Remember, water, like any other resource, is valuable. Don’t waste it!

Please also look into Oko H2O water bottles. These filtering water bottles have incredible filters and make the water taste amazing. Ever see those videos of a water bottle filter removing the color from soda? That’s the water bottle I’m talking about, and the one I own. I have the one liter size which is 30 or so dollars from Amazon (comes with filter) and each replacement filter is

I’m begging you to stop buying bottled water. seriously, please. I am so scared for the people of my state.

heartshapedhappymeal:

mysoulisinorbit:

jemmasimmns:

please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye 

on that note, please don’t make people with anxiety feel guilty about their inability to do tasks you deem simple and literally call them children and tell them to grow up because of it

both of these

Uncomfortable MCU summaries
Iron Man: two rich dudes in suits cause collateral damage
The Incredible Hulk: man is discouraged from treating his anger issues
Iron Man 2: industrialist frustrates Congress
Captain America: man uses performance enhancing drugs to beat up a burn victim
Thor: family argument nearly causes genocide
The Avengers: hostile immigrants cause property damage
Iron Man 3: man with PTSD has an unpleasant Christmas
The Dark World: two brothers go on a road trip and things turn violent
The Winter Soldier: thousands lose jobs as government agency is forcibly shut down
Guardians of the Galaxy: a small animal and a houseplant kill people
Daredevil: blind guy fights an autistic man
Age of Ultron: Pinocchio is an asshole

theactualcluegirl:

shankyknitter:

conversationswithbenedict:

fozmeadows:

totallyevillisa:

aimmyarrowshigh:

Foz Meadows on Portrayal of Sex in Media

I agree, all men should learn about women’s sexuality by reading My Immortal.

Hi friend! Foz here. Just a couple of points:

-  I’ve specified good fanfiction in literally the first tweet. While this is, obviously, a value judgement wherein YMMV, My Immortal is famous for being arguably the most terrible fanfic ever written, and is therefore demonstrably not what I’m talking about. Similarly, I’ve seen other responses to this post bring up 50 Shades, which, despite its popularity in mainstream circles, is pretty much universally regarded as being not just terrible fanfic, but an excruciatingly bad and dangerously inaccurate portrayal of BDSM that romanticises abuse. So no: these are not the droids you’re looking for.

- Here’s the thing, though: you already knew that. The decision to respond to this post with a flippant reference to a fic that’s notorious precisely because of its poor quality is exactly why I used up precious Twitter characters to specify good fanfic, even though I shouldn’t have had to. Every mode of artistic expression is composed of good, bad and mediocre works, but when it comes to genres that are traditionally viewed as less worthy or literary - like fanfiction, or romance - we have a reflexive tendency to conflate the bad with the whole, such that the good is implied to be either exceptional or nonexistant. I specified that I’m talking about good fanfiction, not because I think such fics are an exalted minority, but to pre-emptively combat the assertion that they are, and then you’ve gone and made it anyway. So, thanks for that.

- But while we’re on the subject of quality, let’s make a very important distinction. Though fanfic is a largely unmediated medium, it’s not bad; it’s amateur, in the very literal, dictionary-definition sense of engaging or engaged in without payment; non-professional. While there’s a stereotype that lots of ficwriters are teenage girls - which, why is that always wielded as an insult? oh right, misogyny, carry on - a lot of us are, in fact, grown-ass adults of varying genders, some of whom also happen to write professionally in other contexts; like me, for instance. I’ve read fanfics that are unquestionably as good as, if not better than, many professionally published works I’ve read, some I’ve simply enjoyed or felt meh about, and others where I’ve mounted up on my Nopetopus and ridden off into the sunset after the first paragraph. It’s a grab bag, is what I’m saying, but if you think that’s an inherently different spectrum of enjoyment over quality than applies to any other medium, then I’d politely invite you to reconsider the matter. 

- In conclusion: fanfic might not be your bag, but it has its own culture of editing, collaboration, publication, criticism and dissemination, its own conventions and subversions of same, its own extensive history and trope awareness, and, yes, its near-unique status as a medium invested in female sexual desire. That doesn’t mean there aren’t other things straight dudes can do to learn the mystical ways of What Women Want like, oh, say, talking to them, always bearing in mind that women are not a goddamn hivemind, but given that there are a frightening number of guys out there whose first or primary exposure to any type of porn is whatever degrading mainstream het they can scrouge up for free without virusing the hell out of their PCs, then yeah: I’m gonna go out on a fucking limb and suggest they maybe balance it out with some fanfic.

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This might be the best summary of the power of fan fiction and its inherent lessons about women’s sexuality that I’ve ever seen.

theactualcluegirl, have you seen this yet? I seem to recall some conversations with you along these very lines. Or I could be imagining them because it just seems like a very you thing. 

Oh yeah. I’ve had this rant before all right.