early-grape:

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

i love mass effect wish it wasn’t so military

hey Shepard wanna be the first human with an intergalactic war crime license

setmyheartonfireimmediately:

we need to start releasing gnc people into small towns the way national parks release wolves

steveyockey:

having the straight ear pierced is gay because you have to know which one is the gay ear

plum-soup:

ostolero:

jamesspaderspyballoon:

ostolero:

favorite thing about jfk assassination jokes is that they’re ok because nobody was harmed

Uhm excuse me? Jackie was VERY embarrassed by all the photos of her big ass diving for cover. Small ass was the cool thing back then and she was devastated

yeah after that she’s definitely nobody

Actually Jackie was just embarrassed cause her gay ass husband fell asleep while she had her fat ass out. Her reputation never recovered

lumiink:

Don’t mind me, just having fun designing different outfits for Marion to wear; needed something mindless to noodle on during a dead day at work.

sasukesun:

yo L was so fucking stupid

thatscarletflycatcher:

kdinjenzen:

kdinjenzen:

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

Self-fulfilling prophecy

Tumblr is the Diogenes of social media.

tentacleteapot:

ebookporn:

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ottermatopoeia:

bvbblebeam:

good morning gay people!!