Silver Tongue

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

likeadamnfiddle:

edgebug:

thesarahsaurusrex:

edgebug:

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit

video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

me: here it comes

Video Game: Controller starts vibrating

Me: WHAT’S COMING WHAT IS IT

Video Game: *sees giant tower in the distance*

Me: Son of a bitch

whatever happened to body glitter? what ever happened to body glitter? why are we so afraid to shine

A book came out that bastardized vampires and promoted abusive relationships that involved body glitter so now it’s associated with fake vampires and emotional abuse.

star lord. You're chaotic neutral or lawful neutral. You take do what you can to protect those in your circle of friends and other reasons.

scraps-is-busy:

My friends include trees and animals. Well, trees are assholes. So are animals. But damn do I just want to hug every dog I see.

All the guardians were assholes but they were assholes together.

Also, warden would be the tree because the fairies

which fictional character do you think I resemble the most, in terms of personality?
who first taught you about bees?

projectbot13:

projectbot13:

First time this ai favorite bee people that talk about or if you should say hi one more person who gets love egg being able make you just see him think about birds they also fly around me good thing in world it cant help save let you get it such cute and little while before he seems like worms though but it going to tell didnt want to learn nice day today something very like flowers kind of bee friends where did said the ghost homestuck is very much trash favourite thing yellow with black and yellow why does asked scrooge ask to the blog over time someone now but im new things each other robots lay their eggs there will be for ever right now ill make honey will be for ever some one of his most important.

ruinedhands:

In honor of this bee-happy bot, I’m going to encourage you to help save the bees! Here’s three things you can do.

1. If you get a bee infestation, call a beekeeper to relocate them, not an exterminator.

2. Make a bee-friendly habitat. Here’s some info: http://naturalmothersnetwork.com/living-green/grow-your-own-bee-garden-7-eazzzy-tips-for-a-bee-friendly-habitat/

3. Help out with the projectbot13 fundraiser. https://www.booster.com/projectbot13 . You get a cool t-shirt, and all the money goes to the American Beekeeper’s federation. (Or you could donate directly).

Cute as bees we keep up doing very well.

what are the top five Things you associate with me

sourcedumal:

hiccupkin:

characters pairings shows objects jokes memes games etc

Do iiiiit

Emma Louise's blog is covered in her reblogging things she had no part in, and telling those involved that they're wrong and she knows better because she's a mom...

jitterbugjive:

emma-louise89:

jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

… Now I’m scared for her kids oh jesus christ

That kind of behavior is going to cause a lot of mental issues for her kids in the future, now I’m just scared for them

EMMA

PLEASE STOP THE PASSIVE AGGRESSION

BEFORE YOU DESTROY YOUR KIDS’ ABILITIES TO SELF EXPRESS

I’m actually really scared now

I know a lot of people who had parents who talked like her

And they’re really messed up mentally and socially

They blame themselves for everything and feel unloved and like they can’t be honest with their own parents and it leaves them ultimately as angry, inseccure people

Oh yes totally 100% because you know me don’t you i forgot that detail. Stop making an a donkey out of yourself i don’t have kid’s i have a kid you should goof said kid/kid’s ok lol now for your own sake grow up jitterbugjive. You know nothing about me and same applies to me knowing nothing about you. Just stop it ok as I said in my own post nothing you or anyone else says will bother me in anyway! This tumblr site is only an app on my kindle i couldn’t care less if i have it or not so just making an arse of yourself and stop trying to offend a complete stranger who doesn’t give a shirt what you say now. So yeah whatever LOL 

:) 

I just have one thing to say.

One little thing.

One day, your kid is going to be an adult. And I hope you wont treat them like shit when they become smarter than you.

ruinedchildhood:

When I’m writing an essay and trying to make the word count.

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

unicoren:

unicoren:

Why were they vegetables???? Why did they have to be vegetables

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i have never felt this level of closure in my entire life i am so satisfied right now

Veggietales doesn’t get the love it should, tbh. in the early days, it was five people making them out of phil vischer’s garage in Peoria, Illinois. No one had succeeded with 3D animation yet (Toy story was two years away), but Veggietales did it. Pixar even called them and asked how they did the cheek puffing animation in the early days. PIXAR CALLED THEM.


mad props, veggietales.

I don’t think anyone here hates veggie tales.

airyairyquitecontrary:
“ bettierage:
“ Fantastic news for people who suffer regularly from migraine headaches. The FDA has just approved a wearable electrical stimulation device for sales in the United States — a headband that prevents the onset of...

airyairyquitecontrary:

bettierage:

Fantastic news for people who suffer regularly from migraine headaches. The FDA has just approved a wearable electrical stimulation device for sales in the United States — a headband that prevents the onset of migraines when worn for just 20 minutes each day.

A device like this is definitely long overdue. Some 10% of people worldwide suffer from migraines, a condition characterized by intense pulsing or throbbing pain in one area of the head, accompanied by nausea or vomiting and sensitivity to light and sound.

Developed by STX-Med in Beligum, Cefaly is a compact, portable, battery-powered, prescription device. It’s placed at the center of the forehead, just above the eyes, using a self-adhesive electrode. The headband then delivers transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation (TENS) to the trigeminal nerve known to be involved in migraine headaches. The only known noticeable effect is a tingling or massaging sensation where the electrode is applied. It can only be used by people age 18 or older and should be used no more than once per day for 20 minutes. [x]

I appreciate the fact that they got a designer to make it look like a space tiara. They didn’t have to go that extra mile, but they did, because they care.

I want to be psychic space princess