nov0x:

reddit hasn’t liked my joke so far

adurot:

hbreckel:

dashbeardconfessional:

STRONG IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF WEAK

I live on the second floor, I refuse to take multiple trips to get my groceries. And I only use one arm to carry the groceries because I’m the strongest person on the planet.

All the bags get carried in one hand no matter how many there are, the 24 pack of diet dr pepper gets carried by itself in the other hand.

I live on a third floor apartment and I still refuse to take more than one trip

jayechoart:

officialsegaofamerica:

My roommate just sent me this knowing full well I am sonic garbage

#GottaTweetFast!

imadinorawrrwar:

constable-frozen:

Anna vs Hulkbuster

Im slowly starting to believe that despite everything about content constable-frozen might seriously be the most talented person on this site

theprogramisupgraded:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

rebornica:

Another day at LG Productions and their new worker. Look at that motherfucker, what a tool.

dont-take-it-personally:

thesuperwhovian:

tomhiddles:

Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact that line wasn’t originally scripted. Everyone started laughing and James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.

Not funny enough for an oscar.

You’re going to hell for that 

Well at least there’s no icey water in hell

no-mi-torta:

saiyanshredder:

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he’s created?

saiyanshredder back at it again with the memery

jestre:

its-heiress-actually:

palahniu-k:

fh-horoscopes:

Salty Spitoon: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius 

Weenie Hut Jr’s: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

accurate

Super Weenie Hut Jr’s: Taurus, Cancer, Pisces

I hate seeing horoscopes get the shit deal when I know people in the signs who are the opposite in things like these. I know this is a joke, but it gets more annoying each time you see your zodiac get treated like they’re the bottom of the metaphorical totem pole.

It’s almost like horoscopes are complete fucking bullshit