artdweeb:

Durden likes to watch me change clothes.

bpd-anz:

im a romantic but the plot twist is that im unlovable

toastpotent:

greys-analogy:

toastpotent:

tilthat:

TIL that when a domestic pig gets out into the wild, it will revert to a wild state in a matter of months, growing tusks, a hairy coat and becoming more aggressive.

via reddit.com

*disappears into the wild and reverts into a great ape*

Are you saying humans are domestic apes

are we not?

Look at this loser, can’t even turn into the great ape with the help of the Moon.

amalgarn:

A burden you must carry alone is not one worth carrying

I saw this multiplayer Hollow Knight joke post and caught feelings

baby family on a journey to save their lonely sibling……….

tredlocity:

I love this part because the gag is she assembled the desk right in front of the door, thereby trapping herself inside the room. In the manga, she just outright says it.

But in the anime, they show her standing up, looking for the exit, realizing her mistake, and going “Well, fuck.”

colossalfauna:

frantastically:

the kids go to a con on earth c and rose jade and john all go dressed as dave. dave is dressed as dirk. dirk is also dressed as dave.

reyaltyy:

lissanaria:

alysia-constantine:

nichtwing:

fromanotherroom:

The Imperial March playing from another room
John Williams
Star Wars

#when darth vader is strutting through the flight hangar and you’re an imperial accountant 2 decks below x

I am not exactly sure why this made me laugh so hard, but it totally did.

Lmao. -clerk at desk looks up, looks at cubicle buddy- ‘We need raises.’ ‘Yep.’

#there’s some plot happening but not in this room

tripletriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad:

I call this match: “Two moms have to corral their unruly children out of a Walmart”

blankowalski:

I still can’t get over this scene