Silver Tongue

jwblogofrandomness:

robotlyra:

mkdremareriser:

blueshadow34:

The writing of this show was on another level

i honestly can’t believe that this show and “the book of life” take place in the same universe

Not just in the same universe, the characters are even RELATED. According to series creator Jorge Gutierrez, Manolo’s mother’s maiden name was Rivera, and was the sister of Simon Rivera, also known as Justice Jaguar, making her the Great Great Aunt of El Tigre. 

Woah.

robber: hey give me all ur money
me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money
robber: ok
robber: oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back
me: no im not a dick who robs people
roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

therealjacksepticeye:

itty-bitty-markipoo:

I think Arin has practically given up by now

Make one mistake? Screw it!! roll with it and troll everyone!

brando-relatable:

Only 90’s kids will remember when Orochimaru was Konoha’s main problem.

Only 90s kids will remember when zabuza was the teams main problem

outofcontextdnd:

Player: The room is so dark, he blindly walks into the fire.

DM: Yes, actually.

stele3:

amuseoffyre:

spanishskulduggery:

mynamesdrstuff:

enjoloras:

Excellent history fact to remember;

Niccolo Machiavelli and Leonardo Da Vinci, most likely at the behest of the Borgias, once conspired to steal a river.

That’s right folks. They planned to change the course of the Arno River so that they could steal it from Pisa and make Florence accessible by sea. 

Please take a moment to imagine that.

Please. 

‘So we just divert the -’

‘Don’t worry they won’t notice a thing’

100% better than National Treasure.

This should be a wacky bromance heist film. We need more wacky historical heist films.

It gets better. I just had to go check on the veracity of this and discovered MORE.

Their plan failed, at which point Machiavelli decided to quietly fade out of politics…and went on to write The Prince, one of the most (in)famous pieces of Western literature.

Da Vinci, meanwhile, never forgot the river that got away. In fact, he made it the background of one of his most famous paintings–hell, one of the most famous paintings, period.

image

Yup, that’s the fucking river.

the original italian job.
Can we just agree that dicaprio should play da vinci?

rosexknight:

justrumbelledearie:

thatravenclawbitch:

melissabosquez:

swanhookheart:

gentlesleaze:

Naturally, this has to be done

Shut up

I am dying laughing

I can’t watch this with sound because I’m at work, but I’m 99% sure it’s “Mmm Whatcha Say”

You are 100% correct. XD

I AM SO HAPPY THIS IS A THING

is this gonna be mm watcha say to killian dying?

I knew it

ouat finale
old dude: so here's your magic retcon pen, use it but don't abuse it
henry: *breaks pen* no one should have that power u_u
old dude: lol ok
ultimate evil: *APPEARS*
ultimate evil: SUP GUYS BET YOU WISH YOU HAD A MAGIC RETCON PEN RIGHT ABOUT NOW HUH
I drew my plant pone.

I drew my plant pone.