eight-times-nine:

tooast:

endeavouragainsttheworld:

jwlives:

things to say during a sex:

• i’m ready
  
• did you see my underwear? did you want to?
  
• bring it around town
  
• am i a pretty girl?
  
• be assertive, not in-sertive
  
• … at night
  
• MY LEG
  
• are you feeling it now mr krabs
  
• EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL
• leedle-leedle-leedle-lee
  
• not when i shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
  

I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo.

chocolate? CHOCOLATEEEEE

BACKINGUPBACKINGUPBACKINGUPBACKINGUPBACKINGUPBACKINGUP

Technique technique technique technique

nemusou:

stabilizedinsanity:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

23devil:

emeraldembers:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

4-1-3:

People who are younger than you but taller

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

People who are younger than you

People

Being turned into a llama

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

yeah… weird

eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

is that the dog from goosebumps intro?

hexygen:

hexygen:

hexygen:

i’m watching big hero 6 for the first time

i think i’m in love with tadashi

oh

thomas-sanders-fan-blog:

When Your Favorite Song Comes On But…

clownyprincess:

jhameia:

thegoddamazon:

demonsee:

holly-quinn:

justakon-el:

justplainsomething:

Everything I love about Bruce Wayne.

OK, I’m gonna have to give respect to the guy right now.

/crying

Inside the mind of Bruce Wayne

I LOVE YOU BRUCE

RIGHT THRU THE FUCKING HEART OH MY GOD I DON’T EVEN LIKE HIM

gotta pay it, this is a goodie.

but no look at who he thought of when friend. It’s harvey. A friend who is now a foe. Harvy and bruce were really good friends until harvy had acid thrown at him in court.

itsalwayssunnyingotham:

Essay I spent 6 hours on my computer got lost when the electricity went out during another Joker scheme at the power plant #OnlyinGotham #FUU

was in a hostage situation until THE batman showed up and kicked ASS!! got personally carried by bats himself as he swung us out the building. no str8 man wears that much tights ;) LOL #onlyingotham

Cops won’t shoot Mr Freeze or Joker yet “fear for their lives” when “handling” cases involving people of color #OnlyinGotham

#onlyingotham can ur 78 yr old grandma be accused of spearheading an elaborate bank heist. turned out to be clayface smh

worst thing supervillains brought to Gotham wasnt the trail of madness and destruction. it the wave of college students taking Psych101 to analyze the Joker #OnlyInGotham #GSU

finally got my introverted daughter to get out of the house right as the joker toxin was released. now paying for homeschool -.- #onlyingotham

Moved to Gotham cuz San Diego literally sank underwater. Think swimming with the sharks is better than watching out for Penguins&Crocs #Onlyingotham #subdiego

“THIS CITY IS MINE” says the loud booming voice. blows up random ass buildings. ignores the political/corporate/economic factors #onlyinGotham

notllorstel:

mistrel-fox created an awesome crossover with gf and fma, also did these amazing drawings. Oh man the ideas are so great.

With the twins losing both of their limbs, I imagined GrunkleStan being the suit of armor and well….. I got waaay too deep into this.

METAL GRUNK

and it’s all your fault MISTREL

bonus-

Yes I would like some more FMA GF AU please