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computerdeathglare:

disneyprincessoflyrian:

zulubunsen:

blueivysedges:

buttcheekpalmkang:

sittingatthetypewriter:

cashemoji:

nasturbate:

drunktrophywife:

nasturbate:

ahh yes the basketball. males 12+ only. nice

Except there’s a difference between men’s basketballs and women’s basketballs because women have smaller hands women’s balls have a smaller diameter while men have larger hands and their basketballs have larger diameters

yo ok what she said my bad

That was the most mature dispute I have ever seen on the internet

Tumblr, you’ve done it.

They have men’s basketballs, women’s basketballs, and youth sized basketballs. Just like they have different sized footballs for different ages.

Equality does not mean everyone gets the same thing because we are all inherently different. Equality is recognizing differences and making sure everyone gets the same opportunity based on those differences, which isn’t always “equal”.

A MATURE ARGUMENT ON TUMBLR

I LIKE IT

REBLOG THIS, YOU MAY NEVER SEE A DISPUTE THIS CALM AGAIN

PEOPLE ON TUMBLR CALMLY CORRECTED THEN AGREED WITH EACH OTHER.


OH MY ACTUAL GOD.

evanhowe:
“So my brother texted me
”

evanhowe:

So my brother texted me

rosexknight:

slimeportal:

richdabest25:

theancienthawaiiansusedtosay:

As the ancient Hawaiians used to say…”

Life lessons

Fun Fact: one episode blatantly has him admit he might be making most of those sayings up

I’d be damned if I could figure out which episode it was though

Oh dude I remember him doing that!!

I can’t remember WHICH episode…was it the one where he was sick and/or homesick?

I think it was the one where the main character cut his foot bad on trash at the beach.

dampsandwich:

its garbage day???

i cant believe they made a day dedicated to me :)

laundrymen:
“transhumanisticpanspermia:
“hellotailor:
“excessofcats:
“falling-tree:
“Same height party
”
what
”
omfg
”
imagine walking in and being taller than the standard height and everyone groans because they have to change into taller shoes
” ”

laundrymen:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

hellotailor:

excessofcats:

falling-tree:

Same height party

what

omfg

imagine walking in and being taller than the standard height and everyone groans because they have to change into taller shoes

bai-xue88:
“did-you-kno:
“ Cheese Rolling at Cooper’s Hill, a centuries-old competition, is taken very seriously by those involved.
The winner of the 2014 competition says he is very proud of himself, but doesn’t really like cheese.
Source
”
I’m so...

bai-xue88:

did-you-kno:

Cheese Rolling at Cooper’s Hill, a centuries-old competition, is taken very seriously by those involved.

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The winner of the 2014 competition says he is very proud of himself, but doesn’t really like cheese.

Source

I’m so going to go to this when I’m living over there

blueklectic:

Classic

adurot:
“conspicuouslad:
“adurot:
“a-random-mod:
“neoduskcomics:
“Fandumb #53: Avengers Pre-Assembled
Updates Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Click here to find me on deviantArt.
”
Not gonna lie, I think thor would actually have fun being tied to hulks...

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

adurot:

a-random-mod:

neoduskcomics:

Fandumb #53: Avengers Pre-Assembled

Updates Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Click here to find me on deviantArt.

Not gonna lie, I think thor would actually have fun being tied to hulks arm

The only one allowed to be attached to Hulk’s arm is Spider-Man.

I don’t really follow comics, but has anyone ever done that?

Used Thor as a weapon to get around the whole “Only Thor can wield Myuh myuh” problem?

My comic book guy tells me “no”.

Captain and vision are worthy.

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betty-the-beehive-mod:

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