Silver Tongue

richdabest25:

theancienthawaiiansusedtosay:

As the ancient Hawaiians used to say…”

Life lessons

azula-griffon:

So it’s speak your native language day

…..

howdy

Well I’ll be (wild west animal with some sort of oddity to it)

Blahh work.

rosexknight:

One more day then I’m off Saturday. Then I work 4 days in a row and I’m off 4 days in a row.

But hey pay day tomorrow so…yay

I work today, I’m off tomorrow, I work saturday and then I have sunday and monday off

How would one go about becoming friends with you?
Anonymous

jitterbugjive:

azula-griffon:

askbraeburned:

Is it that hard to figure out? Like, in high school do you approach the cool kids and be like “Hello, elite school goers, where might I find the paperwork needed for me to connect with you and share your interests? I’d like to schedule an interview if possible”

Listen, you don’t become friends with people on the internet by asking if you can become their friend, or HOW to become their friend. It almost never works. All it does is make the person think “this guy doesn’t actually want to connect with me or have casual conversation, they just want the friend “title”, probably so they can get free art or nudes.“ Like, obviously they’re not all like that, but it feels like such a lazy attempt at friendship that you can’t help but doubt.

You make friends the same way you did in kindergarten, high school, at your job, and in real life. You start conversations. You inquire and share stories with eachother and connect about interests. You spends lots of time talking and getting closer.

You don’t just ask “can I be your friend.”

Truth

oh my god someone put it in to perspective THANK YOU

Remember! Tomorrow (8th May) is Ace Visibility Day!

avenpt:

  • Ace of Hearts: Alloromantic Asexual - experiences romantic attraction regularly toward one or more genders. This includes orientations such as heteroromantic, homoromantic, biromantic, polyromantic, and panromantic.
  • Ace of Spades: Aromantic Asexual - does not experience romantic attraction toward any gender.
  • Ace of Diamonds: Demiromantic/Demisexual & Grey-aromantic/Grey-Asexual- Experiences romantic and/or sexual attraction only if a strong emotional bond is established. OR Experiences romantic/sexual attraction rarely, not strongly enough to act on, only under specific circumstances, or fluctuates between periods of experiencing attraction and not experiencing it.
  • Ace of Clubs: Questioning/Unsure of Orientation - Aware they fall on the aromantic and/or asexual spectrum, but not sure where.

Source: theasexualityblog.tumblr

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What card will you be holding up?

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

wtfruk:

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

sexygoatgod:

beargender:

polygrrrl:

lesbianmooncolony:

sinbadism:

rubyfruitjumble:

matosua:

joyceanfartboner:

profsycamore:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

distance manipulation and haemopotent replication (blood bending tbh)

reality restoration and nemesis form…. I think that I sound terrifying

I got air walking (a power I always have in my dreams!!) and earth platform creation (basically like terra)

telekinetic combat and size manipulation. now i’m big and i can punch real far. nice

hibernation and divine communication. those are like, pretty cool yeah. i can live with those “super” “powers”

i can make people lose hair. what the heck

and.. chaos inducement? jesus thats scary

Flawless Restoration and Negative Forces Manipulation
Sweet I can fling fucking demonic forces at people and heal all negative affects it gives me.

Energy infusion and supernatural voice

I can basically dragon shout and turn anyhting into a weapon

jestre:

thisisfusion:

From the Graphic Culture Department:

From graduation to garbage job (literally): One twentysomething’s struggle

Jackie Roche is a cartoonist, illustrator, and writer from New England, currently living in Minneapolis, MN. She specializes in nonfiction comics. For more of her work, visit jrocheworkshop.com or follow @jrocheworkshop on Twitter.

Reminds me of how my mom has submitted hundreds of applications and has gotten no further than $12 an hour at the single job she got through a friend after losing her license as a realtor.

jestre:

unorthodoxconformist:

king-karina:

xrcxne:

city-limitations:

Y'all need to watch the last 15 seconds of this video if you watch nothing elss

Shit man

WOW

Goddamn

This is why Police need background checks.

teddiusra:

Espeon official sprites
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