minerva-is-a-robot:

figmentforms-the-human:

kaijuno:

It seems tumblr blurred their own IHOP ad because the stack of pancakes looked like a dick

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I just love this chaos

is that fucking why

coolman229:

mainlyetcetera:

eroticlizardfiction:

2020 has been the wildest year and it’s still January

  • Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup
  • Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals
  • The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening
  • Mr. Peanut died???
  • Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy
  • Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans
  • Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn’t win an Oscar (he wasn’t even nominated so looking forward to that)
  • Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina
  • The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series
  • Grimes announced that she’s pregnant with Elon Musk’s baby
  • Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards
  • Kat Von D sold her makeup company
  • Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson
  • Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally
  • Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text

i would like to add on to this because 

  • Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts
  • Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie
  • Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic 
  • the impeachment trial began in the Senate
  • the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again
  • the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight
  • after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop
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chefpyro:

Why was it called *revenge* of the sith, what were they taking revenge for, explain george

the jedi had committed genocide on the sith

hayleyolivia:

dungeons-and-dragonborns:

I wonder if multilingual dnd characters work like multilingual people irl



Character 1: hey can you pass me the (demonic screeching)


Character 2: (visibly disturbed)


Character 1: (takes mundane object out of character 2s hands) sorry I forgot the word for it in common…

This made me laugh really hard. It deserved a comic. 😆

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to be fair, it wouldnt be surprising to learn the infernal word for salt summons lightning angrily considering its effects on demons

master-bison:

This feels like the polar opposite to that QUALITY cabbage animation.


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arrowraptor:

zach-sano:

kiwilemonteanonsense:

brunhiddensmusings:

multimusemania:

zach-sano:

Humans have never lived fully under ground or in completely inclosed societies at any point in human history in part because we need a decent circadian rhythm from the sun and to see plants and breathe fresh air

But also because humans hallucinate and lose their minds if they are inclosed in something with structural insecurities, like we are legit predisposed to go psycho

So hear me out

Story plot:Everything is going fine with a fifteen year space mission

Everyone’s in good spirits, there’s plenty of food and resources, everything’s functioning normally

Then one by one everyone just loses their minds

You just described my entire week.

is this why ‘cowboy beebop’ had a bonzai garden on thier ship?

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the sanity room

It absolutely is why Cowboy Bebop has a bonzai garden on their ship.

it’s also why we want people on space missions to grow their own food

even if we are aiming for the ability to cellularly grow meat, like a 3d printed ready-to-eat steak that never was a cow, we still want to use the tried-and-true method of growing our own plants

not just because hey free oxygen or aww cute lll friend plant companions

but because humans become extremely distressed if we can’t see or interact with plants, and we become depressed and lethargic. Even just looking at a plant – even a fake plant – reduces stress levels in humans

we don’t even do well in daily work conditions that don’t involve plants

we’re like little geckos in a jar with food and water 

we need some sticks and leaves or we’ll lose the will to do gecko stuff

This just in

Humans are geckos

outragedslime:

outragedslime:

who wants to see baby yoda nepeta

ok here she is do u care her

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bouncyorb:

schmergo:

You are the dancing queen. Young and sweet, Chancellor Palpatine

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being turned into a genie be like: rip legs. they will be mist.

“Man, Undyne is soooooo cool! she beats up bad guys and never loses!”

“Man, Undyne is soooooo cool! she beats up bad guys and never loses!”