eatherstar:

A parent’s ultimate weapon: The Guilt Trip.

nnagito:

officialkomaedanagito:

officialkomaedanagito:

WHY DOES AMERICAN IDIOT SOUND LIKE THE JOHNNY TEST THEME SONG WHAT THE FUCK

IM NOT IMAGINING IT

i’m deleting off this earth

THis makes me uncomfortable

marshmallowviscera:

people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

like

fuck flying cars, guys

kriemhild-homulily:

thisischristmascake:

ibelievethesecondpart:

sentimentalsanity:

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

SWINGING THERE IS A HORRIBLE IDEA

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET ON THE SWING

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF THE SWING WITHOUT FALLING INTO ALL THAT

You know what I would call this piece if I were to name it? 

Innocence 

#do you like the color of hell

marywisdom:

michi0no:

hashtagonlyingotham:

anders-manifesto:

puffinnoises:

robinsontheroof:

puffinnoises:

valkiirie:

robinsontheroof:

robinsontheroof:

Okay but imagine in the DC World it’d totally be a thing to have #OnlyInGotham trending, a bunch of tweets recounting the most unbelievable shit you ever saw while living/working in Gotham

#OnlyInGotham Just had to serve starbucks to The Riddler. Spelled his name wrong on purpose.

So Two-Face came into my bakery today. Spend an hour arguing with himself on what to get. wtf. #OnlyInGotham

Lol just saw someone dressed as The Scarecrow, was pretty convincing! #OnlyInGotham
-Dude that guy escaped Arkham this afternoon
-wHAT

“I just saw Batman help a mother duck and her little ducklings cross the street. That Gordon dude on tv was right, crime really is down. #OnlyInGotham”

The Target I work at just stocked these ridiculous question mark decorations. Guess who’s getting robbed tonight. #OnlyInGotham
-those things probably only sell in Gotham anyway, well “sell”

Turned on the tv and apparently my psychology professor was arrested for kidnapping and murder… #OnlyInGotham

Someone just commissioned me the weirdest suit ever… It’s green and purple… is it a cosplayer or do I go to the cops? #OnlyInGotham

^ I though it might be Joker but turns out it was just the Riddler so nvmd….

“Just saw Robin doing a handstand outside…on top of my car…#onlyingotham”
-Update: witnessed some grade A parenting when Batman saw him.

It’s still going look at this. Amazing.

Weird short guy came into the hat shop today looking for a top hat and wouldn’t stop calling me Alice. WTF. #OnlyinGotham

^ RUN

just had to deliver pizza to the roof of our building. looks like a slow night for Batgirl and Robin #OnlyInGotham

Just saw catwoman drop whatever she stole to help a cat in a red jumpsuit #OnlyInGotham

fencer-x:

flunflun:

kanaya-in-the-tardis:

deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

“Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you.”

the only thing I think of when I see this is like

this has been on my dash several times now and it won’t stop being adorable.

rebornica:

Get yourself a Snek Vince plush!

murder-ponies-presents:

“Um, I’m not sure-sure how many there are.  But I did meet another pony, a Pegasus, before they put me here with the camera.”

“I hope he’s okay…  He said he was here for a long time.”

askflowertheplantponi:

Sunshine: Aw yis!

Is this whole thing about people thinking black widow calling herself a monster because she’s infertile? Did they miss the part where she was trained to no care for life? The part where she was trained to kill without the blink of an eye? the part where she was to become an emotionless killing machine? The reason she sees herself as a monster is because she’s killed more people than hulk probably has. It has nothing to do with her being infertile, but her being infertile makes it hard to have a family.