Silver Tongue

twofingerswhiskey:

why do parents punish children for not doing well in school and take away their phones/etc instead of offering to help them or get them help like literally your kid might have a learning disability and you’re not helping by causing them even more distress by taking away something they love until they magically improve

Because it’s obviously because they have unlimited knowledge in the palm of their hands and not because standardize education is bullshit

everyday-conman:
“ holligenet:
“ shyandsmiley:
“ aspidelaps:
“ babeobaggins:
“ nasadad:
“ uylg:
“ rotbabe:
“ If you see this do NOT call an exterminator, call a beekeeper to relocate them for you.
”
Fuck that, I’m calling a SWAT team
”
No you’re...

everyday-conman:

holligenet:

shyandsmiley:

aspidelaps:

babeobaggins:

nasadad:

uylg:

rotbabe:

If you see this do NOT call an exterminator, call a beekeeper to relocate them for you.

Fuck that, I’m calling a SWAT team

No you’re not

Hey man! Bees are extremely important! They are the worlds most efficient and effective pollinators! without bees we wouldn’t have lots of fruit and vegetables and nuts! Like cucumbers, almonds, cherries, and that’s just naming a few. Because these plants can only be pollinated by bees, therefore if there were no bees there would be none of those foods! that’s why you gotta kiss bees and not kill them

Yep! These bees are swarming. They have all gathered there before heading off together to find a new place to build a hive! At this point in a Swarm, the bees can actually just be knocked in to a box and taken to an appropriate Hive, as long as you have the queen. She’s in there somewhere. Honestly during the swarm ball bees are pretty chill. Nothing to get over excited or frightened about.

Bees are the least likely to harm you while they’re swarming like this. At this point, there isn’t a hive or any young for them to protect. Seriously, it’s not worth jacking nature even more just because you don’t wanna get stung (especially when you’re very unlikely to be)

Bees are dying off in an alarming rate and we need to do everything we can to help them. If they’re not around to pollinate our food crops, we are truly screwed.

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Save the bees save the world

blackgirlsinlove:

carlathezombie:

queensoucouyant:

frantzfandom:

convolutednormality:

geniuzoneee:

marvelgifs:

Adapt to this

LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT

I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe

in my headcanon darwin literally became a being of energy and ascended to another plain of existence so he doesn’t have to deal with anymore of this white nonsense

i was SO tight about this bullshit

Years later and I STILL get so mad about this

they killed the one fucking x-man whose power is literally SURVIVAL. That’s his power. He can DO ANYTHING IT TAKES TO SURVIVE! Shaw says “adapt to this??” HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO. 

In addition to the above mentioned things he’s survived, when shot with a gun made to kill ANYTHING WITH A NERVOUS SYSTEM, he turned into a SPONGE, and then back again. 

Once, he touched a goddess of death. And to survive that, HE BECAME A DAMN DEATH GOD HIMSELF. AND YOU’RE TELLING ME HE CAN’T SURVIVE SOME FUCKING KINETIC ENERGY?? BULLSHIT I SAY. BULL FUCKING SHIT. 

Forever reblog

Tumblr in a Nutshell
Tumblr: Please don't bully people. No one deserves to be bullied.
Tumblr: *sends Joss Whedon hateful messages, death threats, and suggests that stop doing what he loves and kill himself over a sequel they were disappointed in and his decision of headwear in a Twitter profile pic*
Joss Whedon: *deletes Twitter page*
Tumblr: *laughs and makes fun of Joss Whedon for deleting his Twitter page, patting each other on the back for making it happen*
Tumblr: Remember, bullying is wrong!

hootbird:

this vine is fucking tragic because this is my life right now.

i am the green monster.

lizzymodblog:
“greensalamander:
“gearholder:
“ FUCK YO SHIT I can’t even believe this shit,
have you seen this shit?
Fuck I just watched this shit
Fuck Jessie Eisenburg man
”
goddamn created facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking...

lizzymodblog:

greensalamander:

gearholder:

FUCK YO SHIT I can’t even believe this shit,
have you seen this shit?
Fuck I just watched this shit

Fuck Jessie Eisenburg man

goddamn created facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the bow FUCK yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit

mother fucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time mother fucking built shit with his bare hands mother fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg

I’m very tired

I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day!
Shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have
to say about the facebook movie
Fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half
fuck jessi eisenburg man
He fucked over spiderman crazy winklevoss twins rowing
Trent resin or did hte soundtrack
fuck this guy who invented facebook
I don’t like dying. I can’t think of who the fuck invented facebook
All I can think is hte guy who played the guy who invented facebook
WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK?

rosexknight:
“His name is Starboard. Captain of Equestria’s Royal Navy. He and his crew were tasked with hunting and killing Kelpies terrorizing Equestrian waters. Tragedy struck and he lost his lieutanant (lover, brother idk yet). Thing is he did so...

rosexknight:

His name is Starboard. Captain of Equestria’s Royal Navy. He and his crew were tasked with hunting and killing Kelpies terrorizing Equestrian waters. Tragedy struck and he lost his lieutanant (lover, brother idk yet). Thing is he did so because they were doing something that was his job. So, he feels HE should have died. Now he’s traumatized and drowns his sorrows with alcohol.

Yep. I broke him.

dracini made him for me and I love it <3

I think that’s a new record on how fast you broke a new character

What people did after watching Age of Ultron:

swevicki:

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IF SCARLET WITCH AND VISION PUT THEIR POWERS TOGETHER THEY CAN BRING BACK THE DEAD

wolfgibbson:

didyouknowmagic:

brucebanner-official:

just a quick twitter search. you know that shit like that is not okay, is cyberbullying, and is why joss whedon just deleted his twitter right ? yall can fuck off

See this is super super sad to see. 

This shit is not okay.  Did Joss come into your house with a gun and try to kill you?  No, he said some things and did some things you didn’t like.  He decided some things and had some opinions you didn’t like.  Maybe some of those things were really not cool, but you know fucking what?  THAT STILL DOESN’T MAKE THIS SHIT OKAY.  People in the spotlight all the time are just like people who aren’t in it, except you get to see when they screw up a lot more…  and maybe some of them we really should demand accountability and apologies from, because they say and do some stupid shit… but you know what else?  That still does not make it okay to do THIS.

IT IS NOT OKAY.  TO TELL SOMEONE TO KILL THEMSELF.  It is not okay to bully or threaten someone like this.  You all need to learn to be good god damned people to each other.  You entitled little shits who think you deserve a bone, because you can now have access directly to a lot of people across a lot of platforms, REALLY need to calm your damn tits.  I am not even joking.  you need to SETTLE. THE FUCK. DOWN.  You are NOT that special, that you get to do this. 

There are a LOT of people in important positions in our society, who need to be held accountable for the way they act, the things they say, and even the things they support.  These people sometimes seem like they care about no one but themselves, and we find that really abhorrent and irritating, or even ACTUALLY detrimental to society at large…

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?


THAT STILL DOESN’T MAKE THIS OKAY.  THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO OPEN UP A DISCUSSION AND MAKE CHANGES HAPPEN.  THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO GET WHAT YOU WANT. 

I’ve seen people complain about what a whiny, entitled, privileged little manbaby Joss is, but you know what this shit looks like to me?  Whiny babies who don’t know how to act any better than the person they’re bullying and condemning!  It doesn’t matter if you have a reason to be annoyed with someone.  It doesn’t matter if that’s a GOOD reason to be annoyed with someone.  When you ACT LIKE THIS, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

and you know, you’re really damned lucky that no one’s likely to hold  YOU accountable for this behavior, other than to sit across the internet and scold you… Someone in your life damn well failed in teaching you how to treat others and act right.

THIS SHIT IS PART OF THE PROBLEM.

jfc, I swtfg… the shit you people think is okay to do… I just can’t. even. with this shit.

What did Joss Wheden even do?

therealjacksepticeye:

pixel-dot-gamer:

Dude.

These are NOT my videos, these are the imposters pretending to be me, stealing my content and over monetising it for themselves. It’s a VERY serious issue I’m trying to deal with and my network are being really shitty by not helping me much with it.

I’ve reported these accounts several times to no avail

yeah, look at the date posted. Jacks original playthrough happened almost two years ago, not four days ago