Silver Tongue
Why is blended cuccumberpatch harassing someone at a park?

Why is blended cuccumberpatch harassing someone at a park?

hersheywrites:

you-cuhntflaps:

wreckfull:

I stay alive for like 3 people lol

basically

I have never related to a post so much.

rakkiankh:
“My dash knows what’s up
”
lizzymodblog

rakkiankh:

My dash knows what’s up

lizzymodblog

You know the marvel meme where it says the movie is “X dies but not really?”

Age of ultrons meme will be “jarvis dies but not really”

Has Quicksilver been Joss-ed?

i-sudoku:

I think he is alive in the comic. In that case, could he be Coulson-ed? Aka bring back to life with the power of fans’ denial.

Well, I htink he was just reborn in an alternate universe since the power of the infinity stone is what lead to him getting axed off. that and in the newest xmen, quicksilver is magnitos son and very much alive.

how age of ultron could have just never started
Tony: I'm going to use an alien artificial intelligence to to create a global defense system!!!
Pepper: No.
movie: The End.

aztronautz:

badassbettyrizzo:

kbearluna:

sebstans:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

#I DIDN’T UNTIL JUST NOW #omg #everyone tell me how you’d write me this instant

Holy shit. I kind of want my inbox full of this.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH DO IT

Please please please

The Entire Age of Ultron Movie
Everyone: Tony no
Tony: TONY YES
...
Tony: okay no tony no

sandandglass:

Graham Norton s17e03

I got you to have sex with a pillow because of hypnosis that one time

scraps-is-busy:

HAHAHAHAHA! WHAT KIND OF LIES ARE THIS! AHAHAHAHA!

<.<…. >.>…..

You and I both know it’s true
hypnosis is powerful