clientsfromhell:

I made a website for a customer and put it up ona temporary URL so he could see the results. And since he ignored my emails requesting content, the text and images were taken from his current website.

Me: Is the website ready to be launched with the current content?

Client: No way, you just copied all the text from the old site.

Me: Well, you didn’t answer the several emails we sent where we asked you for materials like text and images.

Client: I thought you wrote the new text. The current content is 10 years old.

Me: Well you can pay us extra and we’ll write the text, or pay a copywriter to write text for you, because it’s not included in the price.

Client: So what is it you’ve actually done?

Me: I set up a website for you. Have you read the contract you signed?

Client: I don’t care about contracts. If I cannot trust a man on his word at a meeting, then we might just stop here.

Me: Okay, but I recommend you read the contra….

He then hung up on me.

thecyberwolf:

The Avengers

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bloodredorion:

slavicinferno:

What SciFi Movies Would REALLY Be Like…

Source

Im laughing so hard

micdotcom:

BREAKING: Freddie Gray’s death was a homicide, criminal charges being filed 

Maryland state attorney Marilyn J. Mosby announced Friday morning that Freddie Gray’s death at the hands of Baltimore police was a homicide, and that criminal charges will be filed.

“Mr. Gray’s death was a homicide,” Mosby said at a press conference adding, there is “probable cause to file criminal charges.”

Mosby is seeking justice.

Are you talking about mighty no. 9? The megaman successor that’s schedualed to be released in september and has not been forgotten about? The one that’s only four months away from being released? That game? That’s coming out in four months? are you talking about that game?

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

silver-tongues-blog:

Talk to all the toads.

So I just decided to talk to all the toads in case I forgot any and I had missed one that gave me a star just now.

Talk to all the toads.

nefferpitou:

fishfeud:

nefferpitou:

fishfeud:

you mean pecan is ………… not…………pronounced pee-can ……..

my cowboy spurs rattle ominously. the sun is high over my head and i tip my cowboy hat as i spit my shewing tobacco. banjo music plays in the background. in a southern drawl, just barely loud enough to hear, i whisper “no you fucking yankee its peh-con

the fuck is a pehcon 

pehcon deez nuts

I pronounce is Puh Kahn