jwblogofrandomness:

thegreatdelta:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

queenruune:

chellesilverstein:

simplecircuitry:

datani:

If a cat or dog is eating vegan meals, they’re doing it out of their own free will, just saying. Give a dog a piece of Tofu turkey and they eat it, i didn’t force them to eat it, so. 

Give a dog anti freeze and they’ll eat it. Feed a dog rat poison and they’ll eat it. Give a dog grapes, nuts, chocolate, beer, etc. They’ll eat it. They don’t know that it’s dangerous for them. As their caretaker you are responsible for knowing better, not them. If you deprive your cats or dogs of meat, especially cats, you are actively killing your companion in the slowest way.

Dogs actually beg for food because they’ve been domesticated to trust humans.
They beg because they believe that their judgement is more fallible than their caretaker human.
I’ve gotten my dog to willingly take medicines that no dog would ever eat of her free will otherwise.
We literally train pets to believe that we know best, are their pack leader, and will protect them.
That is the promise you make when you own a pet, and they believe you.
If you break that promise and hurt their health, you’re a really bad person.

^^^^^

Bullshit. I fed my golden retriever a vegan diet. He lived a long healthy 4 years.

Give it time you are slowly killing him.

I fed my golden retriever a non-vegan diet and she lived for 14 long years.

You must be doing something wrong.

Yeah, four years is a really short. Like, it’s not even half their expected lifespan. A golden retriever is expected to live at least 11 years and can live up to 15 years if you take really good care of them. The person didn’t reach half of the expected life span which would be between 5 and 6 years.

Cats and Dogs are supposed to eat meat. They die if they don’t.

jbwarner86:

youngstero:

the 1993 live action mario movie is so wild i watched it last night and i had to make this post

At least they got the Bob-Omb right.

NO they didn’t. The bob-ombs feet should have been yellow and they had the key on the side rather than the back

So, N1 arso leaves. Some people are killed by vet. exe accuses vet but fails to lynch. there ends up being no maf. Arso and Witch left before the game started

N2: amn becomes arso and some more people are killed by vet. Someone is also killed by wolves. I accuse the person who claimed surv.

N3: I become arso, vig shot the “surv” who turned out to be wolf. Arso was killed by vet. vet has no more alerts and is acting as impromptu mayor. I tell him I’m lookout. I know he’s doused from my fallen arso buddy.

N4: Vig shoots spy. I douse a sheriff. We try to lynch the exe but it doesn’t go through.

N5: I ignite. Come morning, I’m left with doctor, exe now jes and last sheriff.

N6: I douse sheriff. I continue claiming lookout and ask if he was doused. He doesn’t answer.

N7: I douse the doctor. Ask her in whispers and accuse the jester when she says yes. Sheriff comes back and we lynch the jester. I abstain.

N8: I ignite and win with jester.

royst148:

We exist for a mere blink of an eye in astronomical terms.

oh

commonsuburbankid:

put this in the history books 

josietranello:

thomasjay32:

weloveshortvideos:

I would die

They evil

Being a ride operator is both the WORST and BEST job on the planet.

This is an example of the best moments. :3 

thecheesyllama:

thecheesyllama:

So in my 3D class there’s another kid named Roy, which is my name.

Also in 3D class, we aren’t allowed to listen to music.

So I was talking to our professor and Roy walked by with earbuds in and the professor said “Roy, take those things out of your ears” and I took my hearing aids out of my ears and said “sorry”.

That is the greatest joke I have ever told and no one laughed and I honestly feel so under appreciated rn.

Honestly that joke made being deaf completely worth it and I am an unappreciated comedic genius of my time.

I’m beginning to wonder if people laughed but I just couldn’t hear them

utentagen:

you always hear everyone say “mama mia” but you never hear anyone say “papa pia”

mischiefgoddesscomplex:

supremeninjawarriorprincess:

mischiefgoddesscomplex:

what if marvel did little “shorts” before their movies, like disney and pixar do. 

and we could see a happy fun little three minute movie of domestic avenger life, like steve taking bucky to disney world for the first time, or darcy and jane dragging thor to the mall on a shopping spree but he ends up working it in every outfit he tries on, or clint and natasha getting really into a heated game of paintball but you don’t realize it’s paintball until the very end when natasha shoots him and you hear him groaning and see a giant splat of bright pink paint on his chest. 

Or Tony and Bruce measuring and talking quantities and reactions - science stuff - and they get into a heated debate about proper procedures and whatnot. Then at the end we find out they were trying to bake Pepper a birthday cake. And they end up exploding cake all over the kitchen.

holy shit I love when people make this post a thousand times better