Silver Tongue

fuckyeahbiguys:

Some informative bi humor for my awesome followers. 

perletwo:

jonesmadeatumblr:

asgardiancherrypudding:

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, GENDER ROLES?

This is actually probably the best way to do things.

Put a baby changing station in each of them & we’ve got a grand slam.

perletwo:

jonesmadeatumblr:

asgardiancherrypudding:

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, GENDER ROLES?

This is actually probably the best way to do things.

Put a baby changing station in each of them & we’ve got a grand slam.

rosexknight:

wtftayl0r:

rosexknight:

wtftayl0r:

I absolutely h a t e group papers.

By “group” do you mean “me and the other people who are trying to do nothing and this therefore forces me to do the work”?

Yessssss. I’m the person that has to turn it all in and make sure everyone else does their work but they aren’t doing it so I’m doing all of it😅

Dude make sure your teacher knows that you did all the work. That’s what I always did.

One time we did a report on schrodinger and I had all my parts done but my partner did jack shit and we had one more day so I made a big deal of it in front of my teacher who then let me work on it alone and he had to do a whole project by himself in one day as a result. Needless to say, he failed.

sea-goblin:

littlekittycas:

jaslco:

do u ever just think about the fact that molly weasley saw HARRY POTTER, the boy who defeated voldemort, and went “i’m gonna knit this kid a christmas sweater”

“I always wanted a non ginger one”

what i love thinking about is

in the book ron says he told his mum that harry wasn’t expecting any christmas presents and that’s why she sent him them

and knowing ron can be a bit scatty/oblivious he probably didn’t mention it til like two days before christmas

so i just like to think of molly sitting up all night knitting harry his sweater and baking him homemade fudge or whatever because she’d be damned if she’d let harry go present-less at christmas

theoneandonlydivine:

babypinkacrylicnails:

blackladyjeanvaljean:

kittycatsandcurlyqs:

vagabond-named-veli:

thundvrr:

choice36c:

I thought it was Black People looting and burning down Baltimore? 90% of the people destroying Baltimore is non Black!

Well you know when you probably won’t be able to leave your house for a while, you might need food to live.

Well you know when cops keep killing blacks with no explanations & no indictments & throw bricks at you while you’re protesting peacefully, which is our first amendment right, you might need to rebel :)

I didn’t realize how essential beer and doritos are. Hm.

funny how that water is going untouched

THEY SAID THESE WHITES WERE LOOTING TO SURVIVE

AS THEY CARRY CASES OF BEER OUT OMFG

Worth pointing out these photos are from OAKLAND not Baltimore. From the 2014 riots/looting. Glad people still fact check things before assuming. 

That last comment is really important

Put a song in my inbox that you associate with me
You should name the robins grayson, drake, jason and damian

adurot:

What you got against Stephanie and Carrie?!

as long as at least one is grayson. Grayson is best robin.

nuttersincorporated:

mangarj:

I think slowly but surely I am developing a huge crush on this man

I always laugh when I see art of Bill controlling Alex. I’m sure it’s the other way around a Bill rolls his eye in annoyance but comes flying when Alex calls him.

“OH COME! I AM A BEING OF PURE ENERGY! I HAVE DISCORD TO SOW! I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!”

“Bill you are doing this AMA and that’s final.”

“FINE! BUT I’M SPEAKING IN CAPS LOCK AND YOU OWE ME SOME SILLY STRAWS”