Silver Tongue
“Writing a book is so easy.”

pimptav:

thescalexwrites:

Yes. Writing a book is the easiest thing in the whole world. In fact, let me show you just how easy it is!

Goal: change all this paper into a book.

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Eh, not that hard. I mean, you just have to read, right?

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Maybe scratch a few notes in the margins as reminders.

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Yeah, writing and editing isn’t time consuming or painstaking at all.

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In fact, I find it quite relaxing. Good meditation. No stress whatsoever!

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I mean, it’s not like writing a book involves any train of thought or decision making, like when to cut scenes, because whatever you write is perfect and there to stay!

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I mean, come on, it’s not like I’m going to rewrite the first chapter 51 TIMES to make sure it’s how I want it, right? That’d be crazy.

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And no, it’s not like I spent over 3,000 HOURS READING AND REVISING 14 DRAFTS OF THE BOOK to make this book readable.

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No sweat, no tears, no blood, and DEFINITELY no coffee stains.

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Nope, writing is the easiest job in the world. I don’t see why anyone thinks otherwise. I mean, all we do is scribble words and take a few out, right?

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We feel no satisfaction AT ALL when we receive a shipment of the final product for a book signing. *yawn* BOR–ING.

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Nope, we don’t get excited at all. It’s just another day in the life.

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And the sequels? Bitch, please. That’s child’s play.

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You’re right. Writing a book is so easy. It’s not stressful, not exciting, and it’s definitely not worth the reward of holding something that USED TO BE EXCLUSIVELY IN YOUR HEAD AND NOW YOU GET TO SHARE IT WITH THE WHOLE WORLD.

Im not sure this scares me or inspires me…

dmorgandorffer:

youngblackandvegan:

blackfemalepresident:

a short PSA on titties!!!

and even fake titties sag over time. nuthin wrong with that

I was starting to get angry, but then it all turned around.

I’m sure that clocking someone in the jaw will reunite them with gravity

micdotcom:

White rioters are usually called “revelers,” “celebrants” and “fans.” They’re not even called “rioters” in many cases. They’re not derided as “criminals,” “thugs,” “pigs” or even “violent.” Those descriptors, as events in Baltimore Monday night reveals yet again, are only reserved for black people. And the disparate reasons for rioting are just as eye-opening.

sixpenceee:
“The Blessed & The Damned by Livio Scarpella. This is made of marble, quartz and amethyst.
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sixpenceee:

The Blessed & The Damned by Livio Scarpella. This is made of marble, quartz and amethyst.

What if Bruce Wayne is actually in Arkham the whole time and Batman is just a delusion he has. All of his ‘villains’ are the orderlies and doctors who work there.

dragonessofthelights:

fagen:

misfitsrocker:

lennythereviewer:

“Poison Ivy” is the nurse who sedates him when he gets out of control

“Two-Face” is an abusive orderly who acts nice when the doctors are around and then beats up the patients when their backs are turned

“Riddler” is a therapist who asks him questions that he has a hard time answering

“Mad Hatter” is a hypnotherapist who Bruce is convinced is trying to brainwash him

and of course his arch-nemesis..

“Dr. Joe Car” and his assistant “Dr. Harleen Quinzel” see Bruce as their top patient, both desperately trying to bring the man back to sanity, and Batman will fight with all he has to protect gotham from “Joker” and “Harley Quinn”

Wow.

Tumblr. You’ve done it again.

Gimme THIS movie

There is a movie kinda like this. Where you can’t tell if Bruce is in a coma the whole time, or if he is really batman.

The only thing I would change is jokers name to Joseph Kerr (an alias he actually used when he infiltrated gotham police) but yeah, I would totally watch that. The next question is who would Dick Grayson really be? Would Barbra Gordan Just a volunteer who is trying to help him not hurt the staff while Bruce is having his episodes?

town-of-salem:
“Long story short: I was sheriff, found and called out SK and got them killed. I was then transported that night into a RB, attack, and heal because transporter was trying to keep me safe. The following night I was transported into an...

town-of-salem:

Long story short: I was sheriff, found and called out SK and got them killed. I was then transported that night into a RB, attack, and heal because transporter was trying to keep me safe. The following night I was transported into an RB again, but transporter swapped me with the GF and made him attack himself - which, in the end, was what won us the game. 

Even if I did get a little freaked after my almost death. (●ゝω)ノヽ(∀<●)

How did it win you the game? Godfather is immune so if he attacks himself, he won’t die.

Reblog if you would pay to see a “Spider-Gwen” movie with Emma Stone reprising her role as Gwen Stacy from the “Amazing Spider-Man” movies.
tastefullyoffensive:
“Worst Conversation Ever by Bryan Kelly
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tastefullyoffensive:

Worst Conversation Ever by Bryan Kelly

The side of the Baltimore riots you won’t see on TV:

micdotcom:

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On Monday, the media was quick to paint a single picture of Baltimore: a chaos scene of violence and mayhem filled with images of looting, rioting, the burning of a CVS and the torching of a police car. But on the ground, a very different story unfolded — and these remarkable photos and videos are proof.